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Why I will never be a Christian again!

I know who Jesus the Christ is and where this pagan name came from.
I know the Hebrew prophets use the proper Hebrew Name for the Creator in their writtings.
The Christian translators were inspired by Satan the God of this world to replace the proper Name of the Creator with the pagan title God and Lord.

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Nov 12th, 2008 10:26 PM

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Re: Why I will never be a Christian again!

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Originally posted by Okieshowedem
I know who Jesus the Christ is and where this pagan name came from.
I know the Hebrew prophets use the proper Hebrew Name for the Creator in their writtings.
The Christian translators were inspired by Satan the God of this world to replace the proper Name of the Creator with the pagan title God and Lord.

Okieshowedem

You don't believe in Christianity, but you believe in Satan? I have news for you; Satan is not real.

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I see Satan has deceived you.
How sad.
Since SHE is not real you have no need to fear.
Sleep on,

Okieshowedem

Nov 12th, 2008 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by Okieshowedem
Shaky

I see Satan has deceived you.
How sad.
Since SHE is not real you have no need to fear.
Sleep on,

Okieshowedem

How could a myth deceive me if I don't believe the myth? A myth only has power over those how believe.

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Originally posted by Okieshowedem
Shaky

I see Satan has deceived you.
How sad.
Since SHE is not real you have no need to fear.
Sleep on,

Okieshowedem

Holy SH*T Guys! He called Satan a SHE! I'm freaked out now because it has expanded my consciousness to allow for this possibility.

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Holy SH*T Guys! He called Satan a SHE! I'm freaked out now because it has expanded my consciousness to allow for this possibility.

Put down the pipe, and you will feel better in an hour or two. laughing out loud

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No offense, but you are acting like a satan worshiper.

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No offense, but you are acting like a satan worshiper.

No offense, but Satan isn't such a bad dude. Anyone with the stones (or ovaries, sticking with the theme here) to stand up to God is ok in my book. I mean, God. The dude's like practically Jesus, and Satan was like "screw you man! Breakfast can be eaten any time of the day!"

And then God was like "It's 5PM. Get that pancake and waffle sh*t outa here!"

And then Satan went to hell to enjoy his meal in peace, then sent minions to earth to continue the message. And that, kids, is why the food at the Waffle House is so damn good.

True story.

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No offense, but you are acting like a satan worshiper.

Who are you talking too, the thread starter?

I love people who start with "No offence" because you know they are going to offend someone. laughing out loud

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Nov 13th, 2008 12:20 AM

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If you believe in the Satan of the Bible, you are a Christian

its not that you are no longer a christian, just that you think you are the real christian who is not deceived by Satan.

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Holy SH*T Guys! He called Satan a SHE! I'm freaked out now because it has expanded my consciousness to allow for this possibility.

Holy shit

I was in the middle of class...everyone looked at me like was I crazy.

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Originally posted by Okieshowedem
I know who Jesus the Christ is and where this pagan name came from.
I know the Hebrew prophets use the proper Hebrew Name for the Creator in their writtings.
The Christian translators were inspired by Satan the God of this world to replace the proper Name of the Creator with the pagan title God and Lord.

Okieshowedem

But you're still a believer in Satan? How odd.

OMG, that's right. He said SHE! HAHAHAHAHA!

WOMAN HATER!! mad

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But you're still a believer in Satan? How odd.

OMG, that's right. He said SHE! HAHAHAHAHA!

WOMAN HATER!!

I think he was talking about you. stick out tongue

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I think he was talking about you.

Satan is in our midst.

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Yes, and my daughter spawns too. evil face

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Originally posted by DigiMark007
No offense, but Satan isn't such a bad dude. Anyone with the stones (or ovaries, sticking with the theme here) to stand up to God is ok in my book. I mean, God. The dude's like practically Jesus, and Satan was like "screw you man! Breakfast can be eaten any time of the day!"

And then God was like "It's 5PM. Get that pancake and waffle sh*t outa here!"

And then Satan went to hell to enjoy his meal in peace, then sent minions to earth to continue the message. And that, kids, is why the food at the Waffle House is so damn good.

True story.

No wonder they always have the song "The Devil came down to Georgia"

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Holy SH*T Guys! He called Satan a SHE! I'm freaked out now because it has expanded my consciousness to allow for this possibility.

Could just be another one of those femi-nazis.

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Re: Why I will never be a Christian again!

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Originally posted by Okieshowedem
I know who Jesus the Christ is and where this pagan name came from.
I know the Hebrew prophets use the proper Hebrew Name for the Creator in their writtings.
The Christian translators were inspired by Satan the God of this world to replace the proper Name of the Creator with the pagan title God and Lord.

Okieshowedem

I'm confused. You're not a christian, but you believe that God, Jesus and Satan are real? And the reason you're not a christian is because of the names given to them?

Could you clarify?

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