"Little things" always get on our nerves. So let loose! What's been pissing you off lately? Cat scratch your ball-sack? Stub your toe? Get in an argument with a complete stranger? Whatever it is, vent it all right here.
I just got back from a doctor's appointment. Or I should say, I got back from a rescheduling. I showed up 5 minutes late due to faulty directions and they said I had to reschedule for the end of the month. Pissed me off.
People who sit there and examine their f*cking food for 5 minutes before putting a bite into their mouth, people who pick at their toenails instead of using a toenail clipper.
It's you
It's that shit stuck under my shoe
It's that smell inside the van
It's my bed sheet covered with sand
Sitting through a shitty band
Getting dog shit on my hands
Getting hassled by the man
Waking up to an alarm
Sticking needles in your arm
Picking up trash on a freeway
Feeling depressed everyday
Leaving without making a sound
Picking my dog up at the pound
Living in a tweeker pad
Getting yelled at by my dad
Saying I'm happy when I'm not
Finding roaches in the pot
Makes me want to hire that big guy in the red wrestler suit from that strident gum comercial to slam the person against a vending machine until they spit it out. O.O
Food pokers Same. Also, people who take little bird bites because they want to look and act proper.
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