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Moosey
Gone

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Fluffy Bunnies and Teddy bears for Jedi Priestess

** SOOTHING VOICE**

All is fine in the meadow of milk and honey.

No disturbing images or thoughts here.

Just fluffy bunnies and happy teddy bears, meandering and having a picnic in happy valley.

Uh oh....*laugh* it looks like Fluffy bunny has spilled some milk on Teddy's pants.

What's this? Teddy appears to be upset, and is chastising Mr Bunny.

Oh my, Mr Bunny is replying with an obscene hand gesture.

*SHRILL SHRIEKING VOICE*

OH FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY! Teddy has CHOPPED OFF Mr Bunny's HEAD with a butter knife! There is blood everywhere people...everywhere...Oh my God.....there are...stringy things coming out of bunny's neck....Oh Christ Oh Christ Oh Christ....

*VOMITING SOUNDS*

No...the teddy....he's spotted me....no...no! NOOOOOO! Leave me BE Peter Cottontail! NO!!!! I just....*glurg* my eyes.....ahhhh......help....m............................................................................................................................

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Neo_Version 7
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Location: Mount Royal

Coolness.

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Tatsumaki
Resident Vampire

Gender: Female
Location: Wonderland

Poor Mr. Bunny and Moose. But what happned to Teddy?

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LanceWindu
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
** SOOTHING VOICE**

All is fine in the meadow of milk and honey.

No disturbing images or thoughts here.

Just fluffy bunnies and happy teddy bears, meandering and having a picnic in happy valley.

Uh oh....*laugh* it looks like Fluffy bunny has spilled some milk on Teddy's pants.

What's this? Teddy appears to be upset, and is chastising Mr Bunny.

Oh my, Mr Bunny is replying with an obscene hand gesture.

*SHRILL SHRIEKING VOICE*

OH FOR THE LOVE OF HUMANITY! Teddy has CHOPPED OFF Mr Bunny's HEAD with a butter knife! There is blood everywhere people...everywhere...Oh my God.....there are...stringy things coming out of bunny's neck....Oh Christ Oh Christ Oh Christ....

*VOMITING SOUNDS*

No...the teddy....he's spotted me....no...no! NOOOOOO! Leave me BE Peter Cottontail! NO!!!! I just....*glurg* my eyes.....ahhhh......help....m............................................................................................................................

My favorite bedtime story. happy

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King of Blades
The King

Gender: Male
Location: The South

We have him in our sights...

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~JP~
yeah baby

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LMFAO you SPAZ!

you Scott.

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Moosey
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Originally posted by silent dreams
Poor Mr. Bunny and Moose. But what happned to Teddy?

Teddy Q. Bear, 27 inches high, less than one pound, is currently on the run from authorities and is comsidered a fugitive. He is considered stuffed and dangerous. If you encounter him DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TAKE INTO CUSTODY.

Call 1 800 Get Tedy

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Jan 4th, 2006 06:36 PM

Moosey
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Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
LMFAO you SPAZ! I you Scott.

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Jan 4th, 2006 06:37 PM

krillinite
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and I used to like teddy bears...

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Tatsumaki
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
Teddy Q. Bear, 27 inches high, less than one pound, is currently on the run from authorities and is comsidered a fugitive. He is considered stuffed and dangerous. If you encounter him DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TAKE INTO CUSTODY.

Call 1 800 Get Tedy

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and to think.....I have a teddy bear right now.....

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Bloigen
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Originally posted by DaCanadianMoose
....He is considered stuffed and dangerous....

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Moosey
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Originally posted by silent dreams

and to think.....I have a teddy bear right now.....

**Rough, police voice*

Ma'am, step away from the bear....*draws gun*

*shows the picture of the gun to the bear*

I have one JUST like this in my holster, son....you're toast. cool

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Jan 4th, 2006 07:09 PM

Tatsumaki
Resident Vampire

Gender: Female
Location: Wonderland

*Throws teddy out the window with a bloodied butter knife in it's hands*

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Jan 4th, 2006 07:14 PM

Ms Chelle
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Location: RM118

omg....there are no words good enough.

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Moosey
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Originally posted by silent dreams
*Throws teddy out the window with a bloodied butter knife in it's hands*

That is considered aiding and abetting a fugitive. I'll see you rot in jail for THAT one Missy..... *evil cop glare*

*** NOTE *** The role of Moose is played by Tommy Lee Jones.

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Jan 4th, 2006 07:20 PM

Tatsumaki
Resident Vampire

Gender: Female
Location: Wonderland

noooo! I didn't kill anyone! He threatned to kill me if I told anyone!

lets see.....who should play me.....

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Jan 4th, 2006 07:21 PM

Moosey
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Originally posted by silent dreams
noooo! I didn't kill anyone! He threatned to kill me if I told anyone!

lets see.....who should play me.....

You just threw him out a window! That in turn, has helped him to escape.

Waiiiiiit.....we're 16 stories up. *looks down from window*

Ooh boy, that's not pretty......

It appears that his fall was broken by....by.....can it be? Allyn? eek!

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Jan 4th, 2006 07:24 PM

Tatsumaki
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Location: Wonderland

but he had a knife to my throat! and when he looked to see where the cops were, and I grabbed him and threw him! poor Allyn....never stood a chance against the falling bear...

the part of SD is played by.....Jessica Alba! no wait...I don't know who.

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Jan 4th, 2006 07:26 PM

Blue Dragon
X/1999 = best anime ever!

Gender: Female
Location: UK

The end is near...I feel in coming. Men talking about fluffy bunnies & teddy bears! It's unreal!

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Moosey
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Originally posted by silent dreams
but he had a knife to my throat! and when he looked to see where the cops were, and I grabbed him and threw him! poor Allyn....never stood a chance against the falling bear...

Well then, that's different....I guess we can let bygones be bygones....*morphs into Brad Pitt* I guess I can be nice to you again. smile

Yes, poor Allyn, (who, incidentally, was played by Carrot-top). It's going to be weeks before they can clean all of that up. sad

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Jan 4th, 2006 07:30 PM

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