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Comedy Hour: Carry On
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BOPRecruit 16
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Laugh Comedy Hour: Carry On

this isn't really a carry on story to begin with. just a really long joke. basically, i start with some random line. then people carry on. with a line or two. now, it doesn't have to be a joke you're heard before. just add something that somehow connects to the previous line or post. it can make sense or not. just make it funny! and no bashing other people's lines in the joke! if at some point we need to end a joke, let me know and we can start a new one. alright? here's my first contribution to "comedy hour":

one night, i go to order a drink at some bar and this guy starts hitting on me, delivering the lamest pick up line i have ever heard...


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H. S. 6
Approaching the End

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I tell him, "Dude... I'm not like that." And he's all like...


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Regulus A Black
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Im not either, and since neither of us are like that...


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div
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we should just shut up...


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H. S. 6
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I whipped out my pistol, and he...


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whipped out his "gun" and ...


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danagrint1
Rupert's Wife

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said "My name is Doug. That's "god" spelled backwards with a little bit of you wrapped up in it.


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and then i stuck him with a swiss army knife and then i stuck a stick grenade in him and he died then end


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then I slapped him and he..


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and he started laughing uncontrollably until.............


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danagrint1
Rupert's Wife

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he peed in his pants, then...


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he left the room and got hit by a taxi called...


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danagrint1
Rupert's Wife

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The Strip Joint then the people coming out of the cab were...


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ESB -1138
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giant monkeys with little pink hats and...


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as much as I love to psychically explore the cosmos and think of myself as a baby hippopotamus

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leprechauns start breakdancing and...


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danagrint1
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cockroaches tap-dancing, then the group...


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ESB -1138
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departed to Giant Small Island where...


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as much as I love to psychically explore the cosmos and think of myself as a baby hippopotamus

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they ordered a....


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Regulus A Black
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monkey dance, which is a dance that...


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Jaeh
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makes you look like a monkey that's why...


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