So I get to work last night and there is an indian lady and man sitting on the couch in the lobby of my hotel. This was 11 pm my time. My coworker, Maria, who I was relieving, said they were trying to get her to give them a free room. Naturally she said no. So Maria left and I asked them if i can help them, they say they are guests. I tell them to show me their key and prove it, and they say they are using the free wireless internet my hotel provides. Against my better judgment I said OK.
An hour passes. I'm working on this and that, I look up, and they are asleep on the couch. I wake them and tell them they cannot sleep in the lobby. 15 minutes later, I can hear the two of them asking my hotel guests for money.
I go to them and tell them that they have to leave the property because they are not guests, they have no key, and are loitering.. They got upset and called me something, and wouldn't leave. Finally I said "Please leave or I will call the cops."
The lady left, but the guy wouldn't go, so I had to go and grab is arm to escort him out.
Well, as all this was going on, a group of 5-6 guests were sitting in the dining room, a few feet away. I was going to use the microwave to heat up my supper, and when I neared them, a coupla them held their keys out and were like "Dude, we are guests here, I swear." They thought I was gonna interrogate them about whether or not they had their key.
I felt like this:
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
That.s not even the best part. As I was manhandling the guy out, the lady was screaming "where's the manager!!!" I was like "He'll be here at 7, now LEAVE."
She asked what his name, so I gave her a false one, for the lulz.
I said "His name is Michael Hunt. He goes by Mike. Call back in the morning and ask for Mike Hunt."
"Mike Hunt?"
"Yes, Mike Hunt."
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Nah, I'll just ***** slap his mum for not swallowing him.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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