Who could bring a human female to climax the most times? There's a two hour time limit. No Data, no Spock. Ships computers allowed. Q is allowed, but he's on Kirk's side. Trelaine is on Riker's side. Kirk get's Tasha Yar. Riker gets Spock's mother. No sex toys. Limit of three dimensions.
Kirk all the way His penis is why the galaxy is a much safer place than it used to be....heck if he'd done the borg queen she wouldn't be trying to assimilate our ass' all the time
Saturday night and you're still hangin' around
Tired of livin' in your one-horse town
Like to find a little hole in the ground
For a while
So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans
And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens
It's just like some pornographic magazine
And you smile
Captain Jack will get you high tonight
And take you to your special island
Captain Jack will get you by tonight
Just a little push and you'll be smilin'
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Kirk did so much f***ing, that there is a very very good chance that he very probably is actually Riker's Grandfather.
A lineage that Riker secretly shares with four fifths of Starfleet.
Besides, Kirk during the competition, will be able to use the stroke off-putting comment of: "I was out here already having f**ked thousands..... of star systems.... and.... space b*tches.... before your daddy was an itch in mine.... and that... green b*tch's.... pants". *
Which needless to say would be a trifle intimidating to have that said to you by Kirk while you're down an' trying to do the nasty with your chosen 'space b*tch'..
And while you were face down there, doing your duty, would you be able to get it out of your head that it looks like Shatner had left his toupee placed between her legs...?
* The 'Shatner pauses' version, obviously...
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Last edited by Sadako of Girth on Jan 17th, 2009 at 04:16 PM
Absolutely. Kirks shagging prowess is so respected, that you could be forgiven for thinking that Praxis only exploded to avoid being rogered to oblivion.