7. we learned that the Caribbean sun is very bad for your hair and can potentially ruin it.
8. We learned that death doesn't mean anything special and it can always be reversed.
9. we learned not to mess with teague.
10. we learned to always take birth control AND use another form of protection if you don't want to get pregnant, because it can happen the first time.
11. we learned that kissing Elizabeth ALWAYS results in death.
12. We learned that without Jack Sparrow, no plan would ever be accomplished.
13. we learned that people who look innocent and honorable are actually just as conniving and skeezy as everyone else.
14. we learned that when dealing with imprisoned goddesses, make sure you have enough rope, or you will be dealing with a very large naked problem.
31. We learned that the code is actually more like guidelines
32. We learned that William Turner is a strong family name
33. We learned that when Liz is around the rum must be hidden
34. We learned that you can become a masterswordswoman in a short amount of time
__________________ Bruce: You've got, sort of a dark side, don't you?
41. We learned that 1 of Jack Sparrow's souls is worth 100 human ones
42. If you have a god in human form, you should eat him and free him from his prison
43. Dinnerware can be an effective weapon
44. A jar of dirt is good for concealing stolen goods, and singing about
__________________ Bruce: You've got, sort of a dark side, don't you?
45. We learned you can't cuss in a Disney movie.
46. Even if it doesn't look like much, there's a possibility that it might be a piece of eight.
47. It's not about living forever it's about living with yourself forever.
48. Getting good and lost is the best way to find your way and up is down.
49. We learned to answer the question "Do you fear Death?"
50. We learned that if Jzck says he can perform a mar-ri-age right here, right now, he's probably just aiming for a hot date friends with benefits.
51. An undead monkey can be very cute or a real pain in the behind.Barbossa is so funny at the end, Daddy's little boy.
This is making me lmao. Miz Tramps you are some kind of twisty bendy goodness. Thanks.
52. We learned that Captain Jack has the best water proof eyeliner on the high seas
53. We learned that Ragetti is the only man who knows how to whisper to a woman in a sexual way
54. We learned that even if you are the worst pirate anyone has ever heard of, it's only important that the person heard of you.
__________________ Bruce: You've got, sort of a dark side, don't you?
50. We learned you can't cuss in a Disney movie
51. Even if it doesn't look like much, there's a possibility that it might be a piece of eight.
52. It's not about living forever it's about living with yourself forever.
53. Getting good and lost is the best way to find your way and up is down.
54. We learned to answer the question "Do you fear Death?"
55. We learned that if Jzck says he can perform a mar-ri-age right here, right now, he's probably just aiming for a hot date friends with benefits.
56. An undead monkey can be very cute or a real pain in the behind.Barbossa is so funny at the end, Daddy's little boy.
I re-numbered you too Miz Sel&Bru...couldn't help myself busy girl this evening. Hope that's okay.
60.We learned that it's women that vexes all men.
61.We learn that the Black pearl is freedom.
62.We learned sometimes the Black Pearl is only a ship.
63.we learned that keeping the Code is good for your health.
64.We learned that even if someone is a hero he doesn't get any reward:not immortality,nor his ship not even the woman he loves.
Gender: Female Location: Drinking rum with Jack in a dingy
love number 64....
65. We learned that the compass is a broken peice of crap that points to one thing, but it's really pointing somewhere else....
66. We learned that even though you are immortal and you forever bound to the Dutchman you can have sex on a beach and conceive a child.
67. We learned that Jack hasn't learned anything according to T and T...he finished right back where he started from......on a dingy without a ship with a broken compass and a bottle of rum.....
68. We learned that independent women enjoy standing on a beach for 10 years just to be with the love of their life for one day every ten years.
69. We learned that an Armada of British ships can run for cover when attacked by the Black Pearl and the Flying Dutchman.
70. We learned that some immortal people cannot enjoy the warmth of a woman's touch..but some can......even those without a heart.
71. We learned that Mr. Gibbs sleeps with Teddy Bears and will entertain wenches to get them away from Jack.
72. We learned that Jack still hasn't learned that he can't trust Barbossa with the Black Pearl.
73. We learned that no matter how good a man is, no matter how much he sacrifices...he still ends up with diddly squat in the end.
__________________ All my thanks to savvysparrowluv!
65. we learned that lugging around 10 pounds of extra weapons under your clothing won't pay off in the end, except to force you to strip down in front of skeezy men.
66. we learned that when going to a rickety bathhouse where you will be standing in a tiny robe thingy, always wear your underwear.
67. we learned that some people handle cold weather really well, while others lose their toes in the process.
68. we learned that undead pirates can't taste food or enjoy sex, but they can enjoy warm dresses.