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Which guys here would have a chance against Batroc, on your own or in a team. I am an expert of many Martial arts and I reckon I could take him. I do press ups on my knuckles and stuff to train.
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Mar 23rd, 2011 11:55 PM
JakeTheBank
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I could beat him up.
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Mar 24th, 2011 12:05 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by JakeTheBank
I could beat him up.
Are you could at Savate Jake? I'm sure you could what style do you do?
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Mar 24th, 2011 12:07 AM
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Brucey would mop the floor with you Martial Artist.
Hes peak human and I am not talking about Batman or Lee.
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Mar 24th, 2011 12:09 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by The Nuul
Brucey would mop the floor with you Martial Artist.
Hes peak human and I am not talking about Batman or Lee.
No he wouldn't I have internal chi strength, the strength of ten. I have trained in Hong Kong and Bangkok.
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Mar 24th, 2011 12:11 AM
Blight
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I'm pretty sure the famous vigilante, Master Bruce, would **** you up, sucka!!
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Blight
I'm pretty sure the famous vigilante, Master Bruce, would **** you up, sucka!!
No way, I have mad skills.
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Mar 24th, 2011 12:11 AM
Squirrel Fart
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Yeah man, he'd **** you up like a bully beating up a school girl.
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Mar 24th, 2011 12:12 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Martial Artist
Are you could at Savate Jake? I'm sure you could what style do you do?
My skills are all over the place, tbh. I'm around Pre-Crisis Karate Kid level, give or take.
No biggie.
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Mar 24th, 2011 12:12 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by JakeTheBank
My skills are all over the place, tbh. I'm around Pre-Crisis Karate Kid level, give or take.
No biggie.
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Mar 24th, 2011 12:13 AM
Squirrel Fart
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Bada and his dur chi would crush.
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Mar 24th, 2011 12:14 AM
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Mar 24th, 2011 12:15 AM
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Mar 24th, 2011 12:21 AM
JakeTheBank
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But can he beat up Kryptonians and Daxamites?
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Mar 24th, 2011 12:22 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by JakeTheBank
But can he beat up Kryptonians and Daxamites?
He's the toughest, online!
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Mar 24th, 2011 12:23 AM
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Yes, yes he does. I reckon I could take him.... I know the five finger exploding palm technique and I was coached by Bruce Lee's ghost.
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Mar 24th, 2011 12:23 AM
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I've used my martial arts skills to channel chi through my eyes so that I could repair the Great Wall of China.
True story.
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Mar 24th, 2011 12:24 AM
JakeTheBank
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I have infinite levels of PIS - er...skills - to tap into.
I win.
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Mar 24th, 2011 12:24 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by JakeTheBank
I have infinite levels of PIS - er...skills - to tap into.
I win.
I’m an avatar of the Norris-force.
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I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Mar 24th, 2011 12:26 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by JakeTheBank
I have infinite levels of PIS - er...skills - to tap into.
I win.
I have often used PIS and I have a chi based character shield.
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Mar 24th, 2011 12:26 AM
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