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Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, and Harry Potter vs the US Military
Every being and fauna from the LotR, GoT, and HP universes must battle the entire US Armed Forces. The US get every weapon they have sans nukes. They have all of Florida as their battlefield
No Time-travelling or Felix Felicis
Bloodlusted; no PIS/CIS
Who takes this?
Most wizards are idiots, just look at how all the evil Wizards marched on Hogwarts.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
Saruman's forces were defeated by an army with primitive weapons. Sauron himself was defeated ages earlier by an army with primitive weapons. With all the battlefield confusion, Potter wizards can be sniped while dealing with incoming mortar or missiles.
I guess Army Chaplains can deal with the undead via exorcisms lol
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The ghosts solo. But even if they don't, Harry Potter wizards could just Imperio the President or the top generals of the military and get them to surrender or lose somehow.
You're forgetting that HP wizards are retards, they wouldn't even know how to start trying to track down the President or top generals during a time of war.
Fantasy army lacks mass-destructive capabilities and lacks defense against carpet bombing. They all get destroyed other than the ghost army. But then once Aragorn is killed the ghost army will probably just return to their mountain hide-out.
Not if the bombing is done while the wizards are sleeping.
__________________ posted by Badabing
I don't know why some of you are going on about being right and winning. Rob and Impediment were in on this gag because I PMed them. Silent and Rao PMed me and figured I changed the post. I highly doubt anybody thought Quan made the post, but simply played along just for the lulz.
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