Gender: Male Location: Everything you know is wrong.
Seth Gecko (From Dusk Till Dawn)
(please log in to view the image) George Clooney as Seth Gecko.
From Dusk Till Dawn still rocks, even to this day.
George Clooney rocked this role, dropping so many F-bombs that would make even the reigning F-bomb King Samuel L. Jackson weep tears of joy.
Seth Gecko is a bank robber who manages to escape jail with the help of his little brother Richie Gecko (Quentin Tarantino), but not before jacking another bank and killing several Texas Rangers in their wake.
The brothers decide to head on down to Mexico. Using a dissilusioned preacher (Harvey Keitel) and his two children (Juliette Lewis and Ernest Liu) as hostages, the brothers make it through the border, where their contact will meet up with them at a raunchy stripper joint called the Titty Twister.
There's just one...small problem.
The Titty Twister is home to a shitload of vampires, led by Satanico Pandamoneium (Salma Hayek, in her first role as the bad girl). So now, it's a battle for survival.
Damn. Now I gotta see if I can find the DVD.
Aside from having an awesome tattoo, Seth delivers the best line in the movie: "I may be a bastard, but I'm not a f**king bastard."
Seth Gecko rules.
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
Kate: Seth, should I save the last bullets for us?
Seth: No, use 'em on the next two ****s that try to bite you!
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Respect to Seth: Patron saint of the "double kneecapping and headbutt".
"So what are you, Jacob? A faithless preacher? Or a mean motherfu*king servant of God?"
"They look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits 'em. I don't give a f*ck how crazy they are!"
Gender: Male Location: Everything you know is wrong.
Seth: (as he and Kate stand their ground against the vampires) How many bullets you have left?
Kate: Not many.
Seth: When you run out, start cold-cocking 'em, make 'em sing for their supper! (slugs a vampire)
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Chuck Norris learned his trademark move, along with his sense of duty and justice, from Jesus after watching Him roundhouse kick a money changer out of the temple.
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Jul 17th, 2010 07:52 PM
Yeah its epic.
