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macgeek2005
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Sexually Explicit Star Wars Quotes.

Star Wars IV: A New Hope

1. "She may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts, kid."

2. "Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough!"

3. "Look at the size of that thing!"

4. "Sorry about the mess..."

5. "You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."

6. "Aren't you a little short for a Storm Trooper?"

7. "You're got something jammed in here real good."

8. "Put that thing away before you get us all killed."

9. "Luke, at that speed do you think you'll be able to pull out in time?"

10. "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care WHAT you smell!"

Star Wars V: The Empire Strikes Back

1. "And I thought they smelled bad on the OUTSIDE!"

2. "Possible he came in through the south entrance."

3. "I must've hit it pretty close to the mark to get her all riled up like that, huh, kid?"

4. "Hurry up, golden-rod..."

5. "That's okay, I'd like to keep it on manual control for awhile."

6. "But now we must eat. Come, good food, come...."

7. "Control! Control! You must learn control!"

8. "There's an awful lot of moisture in here."

9. "I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me."

10. "Size matters not. Judge me by my size, do you?"

Star Wars VI: Return of the Jedi

1. "Rise, my friend."

2. "Open the back door!"

3. "Hey, point that thing somewhere else!"

4. "It's just a dead animal..."

5. "Not bad for a little furball."

6. "How can they be jamming us if they don't know we're coming?"

7. "Come here, I won't hurt you. You want something to eat?"

8. "Keep on that one, I'll take these two."

9. "I want you to take her. I mean it, take her!"

10. "I don't think the Empire had wookies in mind when they designed her, Chewie."

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Get clear Wedge, you can't do any more good back there!


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macgeek2005
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Yes. Of course. Feel free to add any new ones.


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That day......... is May 19 2005

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Get out of there ! Put that down ! Hey Thats my dinner !


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Wow, 70s humour lives...


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Lord Shadow Z
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The Emperor: " You want thisss , don't youuu"

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"Feeeel the force around you"

"What an amazing smell you've discoverred"

"Get behind me, get behind me!"

"Governor Tarkin, I would have expected you to be holding Vaders leash......"

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The Emperor (ROTJ): Ah yes, a Jedi's weapon... much like your fathers'

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macgeek2005
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oh.. my gosh. This is getting out of hand. lol


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"There is no way to peace, peace is the way."
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Gord
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hahaha those are all hilarious, but
"Governor Tarkin, I would have expected you to be holding Vaders leash......" is my favourite, haha

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"That's it leia, it's gonna go all over your face."


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Oops sorry - I was thinking of another movie I saw a while ago.


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bill9d9
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Macgeek, this is the BEST thread you have ever started! Kudos after many, many tries!


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Governor Tarkin: commence operation, you may fire when ready.


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macgeek2005
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I didn't create the Original bunch of quotes. I found them on a random star wars stuff site.


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A day will come when the age of making movies dies.

A day will come when no director has the courage to produce a film anymore.

A day will come when every single director on earth, will give up his/her work in helpless grief, overwhelmed by the greatest movie on earth.

That day......... is May 19 2005

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*possible he came in through the south entrance. possible? WHY DONT YOU HAVE A LOOK*

just added a bit more there


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Darth Luke
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* You're all clear, kid. Now let's blow this thing and go home!*


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Lord Shadow Z
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Senior pilot to Luke (ANH): Are you sure you can handle one of those things?

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Darth Luke
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thats a good one


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