An attempt to reboot Winnie the Pooh, by making it a story about a story from father to son.
They are rednecks. The father's name is Billie Bob, and calls his son "Boy!"
Pooh himself loves honey flavored moonshine, his trust boom stick, and his inbred cousins Brair Rabbit, Black Owlsman, Boss Piggy, and Trump playing the donkey.
It would be animated by Dreamworks.
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__________________ What CDTM believes;
Never let anyone else define you. Don't be a jerk just to be a jerk, but if you are expressing your true inner feelings and beliefs, or at least trying to express that inner child, and everyone gets pissed off about it, never NEVER apologize for it. Let them think what they want, let them define you in their narrow little minds while they suppress every last piece of them just to keep a friend that never liked them for themselves in the first place.
A perfect time for a Fat Albert and the Cosby Kid's revival.
Can make it about the kid's adventures in prison.
__________________ What CDTM believes;
Never let anyone else define you. Don't be a jerk just to be a jerk, but if you are expressing your true inner feelings and beliefs, or at least trying to express that inner child, and everyone gets pissed off about it, never NEVER apologize for it. Let them think what they want, let them define you in their narrow little minds while they suppress every last piece of them just to keep a friend that never liked them for themselves in the first place.
I suddenly want to see this as much as I want a Michael Bay rendition of The Go-Bots. (I mean, the shows about fleshies getting their brains put in robots. Just rewrite it as the Earth military creating an anti-Transformers task force of military built transforming robots, controlled by human brains or some remote system. Create a slick trailer ending with "This is Leader 1!", and see all the Go-Bots fans mark out.)
__________________ What CDTM believes;
Never let anyone else define you. Don't be a jerk just to be a jerk, but if you are expressing your true inner feelings and beliefs, or at least trying to express that inner child, and everyone gets pissed off about it, never NEVER apologize for it. Let them think what they want, let them define you in their narrow little minds while they suppress every last piece of them just to keep a friend that never liked them for themselves in the first place.
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