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The "if you were someone" thread

If I were the Flash I would use super speed to slap every single person on the planet within minutes, maybe twenty times in a row.

No one will know that I slapped every single person on the planet, but they'll know they've been *****-slapped.


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If I were tryan gostling i would ate eleanor freidberger


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I would be the Creator of this Site....

then I would delete this thread. >=D


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If I were Superman I would rip flick Scar into space, let her experience absolute zero and no oxygen.


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If I were Batman I would pull out Kryptonite and ***** slap Superman Dolos.


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If I were Superman I would fly away from Scar Batman deep underground, safe from the vicinity of the Kryptonite, then lift whatever continent Bat Scar is on and throw her/him into space.

Again for Scar/Batty to experience absolute zero and no oxygen because she couldn't pick a hero with any superpowers, much less the capacity to breathe in space.

smokin'


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If I were any guy, I'd check out my junk lolol


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If I were Superman I would fly away from Scar Batman deep underground, safe from the vicinity of the Kryptonite, then lift whatever continent Bat Scar is on and throw her/him into space.

Again for Scar/Batty to experience absolute zero and no oxygen because she couldn't pick a hero with any superpowers, much less the capacity to breathe in space.

smokin'

Lucky for me Superman is a good guy and wouldnt kill an entire continent to get one person!


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If I were the Flash I'd run over and flash Nivvy.

Judging from what I've read, I don't think she'd mind too much. stick out tongue


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If I were a woman I would fondle myself... Oh wait!
-fondlefondlefondle-


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If I were a woman I would fondle myself... Oh wait!
-fondlefondlefondle-


Giggity.


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Are you at work!?

For shame.


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Yes I am at work. And my CoWorkers are smartly not staring. I'm the one who hit my fellow for making a sexist remark and then said 'Suck on THAT!'.. I got in trouble. xD


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Yes I am at work. And my CoWorkers are smartly not staring. I'm the one who hit my fellow for making a sexist remark and then said 'Suck on THAT!'.. I got in trouble. xD


Suck on what?

You're a chick.


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My Fist? Keep up now...


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My Fist? Keep up now...


Whoever you hit must have a giant ****ing mouth.


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Well he made a comment about it being dangerous on the streets and I would get injured again so I should go back to the Kitchen. I knocked him on his ass and got in trouble for it. Though my boss is a woman as well so she just told me to keep a lid on it.


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Well he made a comment about it being dangerous on the streets and I would get injured again so I should go back to the Kitchen. I knocked him on his ass and got in trouble for it. Though my boss is a woman as well so she just told me to keep a lid on it.


I want whatever you're smoking.


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PMS?


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Originally posted by Scarlet Fox
PMS?


Pre?

I'd hope so if you're only 25. I am very sorry for your boyfriend if you're pmsing.


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