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It's only the kids who can't do it. The adults are still allowed to. The zoo might call it "adults swimming with crocodiles" but I call it "Darwin Award Tryouts".
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Nov 4th, 2017 11:56 PM
Flyattractor
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I call it a reason to go to the zoo.
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Nov 5th, 2017 12:16 AM
shiv
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hah ha ha
o fly you make me laugh
I'm laughing so hard I need to drink some water
Omfg crocodiles Swimming with crocodiles
Nov 5th, 2017 01:36 AM
Flyattractor
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For the most fun wait for people to jump in the Croc pond then toss in some raw meat, and WATCH THE FUN!!!
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Nov 5th, 2017 01:38 AM
cdtm
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Goddamn it Germany. How could an intelligent people be so stupid so often?
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Nov 5th, 2017 02:02 AM
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Are crocodiles good at blowjobs? If so I want one snappy.
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Nov 5th, 2017 03:14 AM
Flyattractor
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Salt Water Crocs give the best blows.
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Nov 5th, 2017 03:15 AM
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I want one from a baby croc
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Nov 5th, 2017 03:42 AM
Flyattractor
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Not big enough for a adult sized one?
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Nov 5th, 2017 03:43 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Flyattractor
Not big enough for a adult sized one?
Nah I just prefer baby crocs.
They look like otters.
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Nov 5th, 2017 04:55 AM
Flyattractor
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Oh You are one of ...THOSE type of Croc Fans....*alerts the authorities*
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Nov 5th, 2017 05:23 AM
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Okay, I didn't realise how small baby crocs were. I meant those midget crocs.
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Nov 5th, 2017 05:33 AM
ArtificialGlory
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****ing boring-ass Germans. No more taking your unwanted stepkids to the zoo for a good time with the crocs.
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Nov 5th, 2017 05:35 AM
Flyattractor
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Foxsteak
Okay, I didn't realise how small baby crocs were. I meant those midget crocs.
*reported for racists comments*
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Nov 5th, 2017 06:05 AM
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Whatevs.
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Nov 5th, 2017 06:08 AM
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