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All of KMCs members are trapped in a room...
Say all of the currently active users are locked in a large conference room. We have no idea why we're there, what's happening, or that the room is composed entirely of KMCers.
1. How long will it take for someone to figure out that everyone in the room is from KMC
2. What happens when this point is reached? (personal vendettas? e.g Robtard vs Surture, Carthage vs DMB?) Riots? Calm talking? Crazies?
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Jul 3rd, 2018 09:14 PM
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Nothing much happens; people would be for the most part cordial to each other.
ps Do you ever not make shit threads, Kurk?
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Jul 3rd, 2018 09:32 PM
BackFire
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I dunno what the rest of you idiots would be doing, but Imp and I would be having mad intense sex.
I also think it wouldn't be possible to not know immediately that it was filled with KMC members. There are several members I'd recognize very quickly because I am friends on facebook and know what they look like.
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Jul 3rd, 2018 09:36 PM
Impediment
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by BackFire
I dunno what the rest of you idiots would be doing, but Imp and I would be having mad intense sex.
I also think it wouldn't be possible to not know immediately that it was filled with KMC members. There are several members I'd recognize very quickly because I am friends on facebook and know what they look like.
BackFire beat me to it.
Hot, nasty, hairy, animal sex. Ass to mouth, too.
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Jul 3rd, 2018 10:34 PM
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Are u 2 actually gay for each other?
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Jul 3rd, 2018 11:11 PM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Impediment
BackFire beat me to it.
Hot, nasty, hairy, animal sex. Ass to mouth, too.
You never go ass to mouth
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Jul 3rd, 2018 11:37 PM
BackFire
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I exclusively go ass to mouth.
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Jul 3rd, 2018 11:42 PM
dadudemon
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Re: All of KMCs members are trapped in a room...
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kurk
Say all of the currently active users are locked in a large conference room. We have no idea why we're there, what's happening, or that the room is composed entirely of KMCers.
1. How long will it take for someone to figure out that everyone in the room is from KMC
2. What happens when this point is reached? (personal vendettas? e.g Robtard vs Surture, Carthage vs DMB?) Riots? Calm talking? Crazies?
1. Not long at all. I know what at least 5 active GDF posters look like and they know what I look like. It would catch on within seconds that there is something quite common amongst all of us.
2. The social awkwardness will be had by most but the arrogant know-it-all assholes like Whirly and I will be exactly the same with perhaps more jokes?
I think Surtur is a quiet, passive type in real life: not very confrontational.
Robtard is almost exactly the same. I'm more condescending in real life but much more silly.
Backfire is just a lovable bear and he won't really rape you.
Riv is a super down to earth buff dude.
SquallX is a absurdly chill handsome black guy.
Adam_Poe is a fit, handsome, classy, gay dude that would probably stand out among all the yahoos.
Bashar is a very quiet shy Italian dude that would probably not be noticed or even guessed that it was Bashar.
Quanchi is pretty much a relaxed dude who dresses well.
Supra is a handsome fit guy who is quite lively even with strangers so you'd figure out who that was quickly.
Badabing is a goofy buff dude so you'd probably figure him out quickly, too.
Benyboy? I have never seen him IRL.
Imp is a tall, super happy, down to earth smiley guy who can talk to everyone about anything.
Nemebro is a large dude (not fat...just tall and has a power lifter build and could probably crush several of you) but would probably nerd out almost instantly if the right subject comes up.
Blaxican looks like an NFL linebacker if he hasn't changed over the years and I'd assume he'd be very happy but awkward.
Quincy...one of the nicest guys around. This dude also has class in spades.
Never met Kurk but I assume he has dark brown hair and is thin.
Am I missing anyone that frequents the GDF?
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Jul 4th, 2018 03:41 AM
DarthSkywalker0
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Re: Re: All of KMCs members are trapped in a room...
quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
1. Not long at all. I know what at least 5 active GDF posters look like and they know what I look like. It would catch on within seconds that there is something quite common amongst all of us.
2. The social awkwardness will be had by most but the arrogant know-it-all assholes like Whirly and I will be exactly the same with perhaps more jokes?
I think Surtur is a quiet, passive type in real life: not very confrontational.
Robtard is almost exactly the same. I'm more condescending in real life but much more silly.
Backfire is just a lovable bear and he won't really rape you.
Riv is a super down to earth buff dude.
SquallX is a absurdly chill handsome black guy.
Adam_Poe is a fit, handsome, classy, gay dude that would probably stand out among all the yahoos.
Bashar is a very quiet shy Italian dude that would probably not be noticed or even guessed that it was Bashar.
Quanchi is pretty much a relaxed dude who dresses well.
Supra is a handsome fit guy who is quite lively even with strangers so you'd figure out who that was quickly.
Badabing is a goofy buff dude so you'd probably figure him out quickly, too.
Benyboy? I have never seen him IRL.
Imp is a tall, super happy, down to earth smiley guy who can talk to everyone about anything.
Nemebro is a large dude (not fat...just tall and has a power lifter build and could probably crush several of you) but would probably nerd out almost instantly if the right subject comes up.
Blaxican looks like an NFL linebacker if he hasn't changed over the years and I'd assume he'd be very happy but awkward.
Quincy...one of the nicest guys around. This dude also has class in spades.
Never met Kurk but I assume he has dark brown hair and is thin.
Am I missing anyone that frequents the GDF?
Myself and DMB
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Jul 4th, 2018 03:53 AM
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Re: Re: All of KMCs members are trapped in a room...
quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
Backfire is just a lovable bear and he won't really rape you.
Shhhhh. Dude you're going to ruin my persona.
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Jul 4th, 2018 04:01 AM
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Ooh this is a fun game:
Robtard: A middle-aged man with lighter brown hair; average height and weight. Nothing special to look at.
Surtur: A man in his late thirties. Possibly shorter and more plump than Robtard. Not the most attractive thing.
Flyattractor: Late thirties dude; has an eccentric look; probably in decent shape due to manual labor demands; not the sharpest crayon in the box
DMB: 20/21 y/o college student. "Big boned", light-brownish hair; not super attractive; stereotypical engineering/computer geek.
Beniboy: Have no idea, but would guess mid-late twenties, blonde hair, outgoing personality, takes control of the situation.
Joker: 18/19 y/o male. Skinny, pale, light complexion, hipster?
MythLord: 16/17 y/o male. Avg height and build. Normal appearance.
JKBart: mid-late twenties obese male. Dark hair. Fat enough to have heart problems. Funny, obnoxious personality.
ILS: mid-late twenties skinny male. Light hair and complexion. Annoying Scottish accent; swears alot; out-going & obnoxious.
Azronger: early-mid twenties male. Goofy personality. Small build.
Ellimist: early twenties male. Avg build. Studious, smart, introverted.
Dadudemon: mid thirties male. Former football player build.
Quanchi: mid thirties male. Short. Brown hair. Blunt personality.
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Jul 4th, 2018 04:07 AM
BackFire
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kurk
Ooh this is a fun game:
Robtard: A middle-aged man with lighter brown hair; average height and weight. Nothing special to look at.
Surtur: A man in his late thirties. Possibly shorter and more plump than Robtard. Not the most attractive thing.
Flyattractor: Late thirties dude; has an eccentric look; probably in decent shape due to manual labor demands; not the sharpest crayon in the box
DMB: 20/21 y/o college student. "Big boned", light-brownish hair; not super attractive; stereotypical engineering/computer geek.
Beniboy: Have no idea, but would guess mid-late twenties, blonde hair, outgoing personality, takes control of the situation.
Joker: 18/19 y/o male. Skinny, pale, light complexion, hipster?
MythLord: 16/17 y/o male. Avg height and build. Normal appearance.
JKBart: mid-late twenties obese male. Dark hair. Fat enough to have heart problems. Funny, obnoxious personality.
ILS: mid-late twenties skinny male. Light hair and complexion. Annoying Scottish accent; swears alot; out-going & obnoxious.
Azronger: early-mid twenties male. Goofy personality. Small build.
Ellimist: early twenties male. Avg build. Studious, smart, introverted.
Dadudemon: mid thirties male. Former football player build.
Quanchi: mid thirties male. Short. Brown hair. Blunt personality.
Some of these cracked me up.
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Jul 4th, 2018 04:12 AM
dadudemon
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Re: Re: Re: All of KMCs members are trapped in a room...
quote: (post ) Originally posted by DarthSkywalker0
Myself and DMB
Don't know you guys and have never seen you. Other than the lengthy posts you put on KMC, I'd assume you're quiet in real life.
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Jul 4th, 2018 04:26 AM
dadudemon
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kurk
Ooh this is a fun game:
Robtard: A middle-aged man with lighter brown hair; average height and weight. Nothing special to look at.
Surtur: A man in his late thirties. Possibly shorter and more plump than Robtard. Not the most attractive thing.
Flyattractor: Late thirties dude; has an eccentric look; probably in decent shape due to manual labor demands; not the sharpest crayon in the box
DMB: 20/21 y/o college student. "Big boned", light-brownish hair; not super attractive; stereotypical engineering/computer geek.
Beniboy: Have no idea, but would guess mid-late twenties, blonde hair, outgoing personality, takes control of the situation.
Joker: 18/19 y/o male. Skinny, pale, light complexion, hipster?
MythLord: 16/17 y/o male. Avg height and build. Normal appearance.
JKBart: mid-late twenties obese male. Dark hair. Fat enough to have heart problems. Funny, obnoxious personality.
ILS: mid-late twenties skinny male. Light hair and complexion. Annoying Scottish accent; swears alot; out-going & obnoxious.
Azronger: early-mid twenties male. Goofy personality. Small build.
Ellimist: early twenties male. Avg build. Studious, smart, introverted.
Dadudemon: mid thirties male. Former football player build.
Quanchi: mid thirties male. Short. Brown hair. Blunt personality.
Nah, I'm closer to male underwear model type with legs being a bit too big to jump into a Hanes ad.
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Jul 4th, 2018 04:34 AM
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How bout ass to ass fighting for dominance of who poops into the others butthole
Jul 4th, 2018 09:19 AM
Impediment
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Kurk
Are u 2 actually gay for each other?
Supremely.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Quincy
You never go ass to mouth
My wife goes A2M.
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Jul 4th, 2018 11:07 AM
Impediment
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I’m pretty easy to spot.
A 6’4”, bearded, fat nerd with a speech impediment.
NB4 someone says Francis from YouTube. I’ve gotten fat over the years but not that fat, dammit. Ha ha.
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Jul 4th, 2018 11:26 AM
SquallX
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Jul 4th, 2018 12:58 PM
Emperordmb
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Re: Re: Re: Re: All of KMCs members are trapped in a room...
quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
Other than the lengthy posts you put on KMC, I'd assume you're quiet in real life.
Well you'd assume wrong then. The trick with DS0 is getting him to shut up :>
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Jul 4th, 2018 04:34 PM
Jmanghan
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Me and Walsh would probably be playing cards with DDM I'd imagine.
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