SamZED
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Russian Federation
Roast me.
Starting with me. Then we can switch to other posters. No holds barred. As long as you keep it funny anything goes.
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Nov 26th, 2018 08:56 AM
Bentley
Seitei
Gender: Unspecified Location: France
Did you get mod approval for this magnificent idea?
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Nov 26th, 2018 09:35 AM
StiltmanFTW
CBvF
Gender: Male Location: The Wiltshire Estates
Still getting knotted by Fido, Sam?
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Nov 26th, 2018 09:47 AM
SamZED
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Russian Federation
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bentley
Did you get mod approval for this magnificent idea?
No. Because i'm a bad boy. As opposed to my dog. Who is a very good boy.
C'mone people. I shouldn't be roasting myself.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by StiltmanFTW
Still getting knotted by Fido, Sam?
Yep. And that's a start. Keep them coming.
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Nov 26th, 2018 10:11 AM
BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
Gender: Male Location: Huntington Beach, CA
Moderator
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bentley
Did you get mod approval for this magnificent idea?
He did not, but he now has it.
If you're going to have people roast you, shouldn't you post a photo of yourself or something? Because otherwise what are we supposed to roast, your shitty and virginesque avatar and sig?
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Nov 26th, 2018 10:25 AM
SamZED
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Russian Federation
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Nov 26th, 2018 12:30 PM
BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
Gender: Male Location: Huntington Beach, CA
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You look like an adult version of Morty from Rick and Morty just with a slightly fatter face.
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Nov 26th, 2018 09:12 PM
Bashar Teg
Senior Mentat
Gender: Male Location: in your mind, rent free
Re: Roast me.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by SamZED
Starting with me. Then we can switch to other posters. No holds barred. As long as you keep it funny anything goes.
f*ck you.
Sorry, I'm not feeling creative today.
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Nov 26th, 2018 09:32 PM
steverules_2
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: The Tardis
Roast you?
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Nov 26th, 2018 09:41 PM
rudester
Tommy
Gender: Male Location: United States
Boobies booies yuck gross.. Round fat balls of mass.. Big ones small ones gross little teenage boy ones. Steve sucks boobies..
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Nov 27th, 2018 02:40 AM
victreebelvictr
Flowey's Only Friend
Gender: Male Location:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by rudester
Boobies booies yuck gross.. Round fat balls of mass.. Big ones small ones gross little teenage boy ones. Steve sucks boobies..
I’m a teenager... Creep...
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Nov 27th, 2018 02:59 AM
dadudemon
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Bacta Tank.
quote: (post )
When you were born, the doctor didn't slap you on the butt. He slapped your mother for not aborting you.
But you sure showed that doctor by growing up into a socially awkward, skinny-fat guy who can't tie at least one shoelace.
Lastly, only an idiot like you would be capable of finding the only giant turd inside intense fog...and then squish your way up to the top to pose like a douche.
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Nov 27th, 2018 03:27 AM
rudester
Tommy
Gender: Male Location: United States
Nov 27th, 2018 03:32 AM
SamZED
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: Russian Federation
Re: Re: Roast me.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by steverules_2
Roast you?
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Nicely done. Appreciated. But i'm looking for something like this:
quote: (post ) Originally posted by dadudemon
When you were born, the doctor didn't slap you on the butt. He slapped your mother for not aborting you.
But you sure showed that doctor by growing up into a socially awkward, skinny-fat guy who can't tie at least one shoelace.
Lastly, only an idiot like you would be capable of finding the only giant turd inside intense fog...and then squish your way up to the top to pose like a douche.
Now that's a roast. The turd part made me laugh out loud.
quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bashar Teg
f*ck you.
Sorry, I'm not feeling creative today.
C'mone, man. More effort.
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Nov 27th, 2018 07:44 AM
Flyattractor
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: B.F.K
You are not worth the effort.
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Nov 27th, 2018 05:14 PM
StiltmanFTW
CBvF
Gender: Male Location: The Wiltshire Estates
quote: (post )
Frank Castle wants to have some words with you.
Sorry, Sam. You can't just dump your epic Punisher t-shirt and replace it with that... that f*cking harlot.
Bullet in the skull. Accept it. Frank will make it quick.
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Nov 28th, 2018 02:39 AM
StiltmanFTW
CBvF
Gender: Male Location: The Wiltshire Estates
And you're fat.
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Nov 28th, 2018 03:03 AM
Flyattractor
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: B.F.K
Says the Short Angry Person with a Static Electric Hair Problem...
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Nov 28th, 2018 06:49 AM
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