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SamZED
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Roast me.

Starting with me. Then we can switch to other posters. No holds barred. As long as you keep it funny anything goes.


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Did you get mod approval for this magnificent idea?


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Still getting knotted by Fido, Sam?


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SamZED
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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Bentley
Did you get mod approval for this magnificent idea?

No. Because i'm a bad boy. As opposed to my dog. Who is a very good boy.

C'mone people. I shouldn't be roasting myself.

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Still getting knotted by Fido, Sam?

Yep. And that's a start. Keep them coming. big grin


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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Bentley
Did you get mod approval for this magnificent idea?


He did not, but he now has it.

If you're going to have people roast you, shouldn't you post a photo of yourself or something? Because otherwise what are we supposed to roast, your shitty and virginesque avatar and sig?


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laughing Fair enough.
Behold! The poster this forum deserves! Definitely not the one it needs!

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You look like an adult version of Morty from Rick and Morty just with a slightly fatter face.


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Re: Roast me.

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Originally posted by SamZED
Starting with me. Then we can switch to other posters. No holds barred. As long as you keep it funny anything goes.


f*ck you.

Sorry, I'm not feeling creative today.


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Roast you?


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Boobies booies yuck gross.. Round fat balls of mass.. Big ones small ones gross little teenage boy ones. Steve sucks boobies..


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Boobies booies yuck gross.. Round fat balls of mass.. Big ones small ones gross little teenage boy ones. Steve sucks boobies..
I’m a teenager... Creep...


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laughing Fair enough.
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When you were born, the doctor didn't slap you on the butt. He slapped your mother for not aborting you.

But you sure showed that doctor by growing up into a socially awkward, skinny-fat guy who can't tie at least one shoelace.

Lastly, only an idiot like you would be capable of finding the only giant turd inside intense fog...and then squish your way up to the top to pose like a douche.


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mad

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Roast you?


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laughing out loud Nicely done. Appreciated. But i'm looking for something like this:

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When you were born, the doctor didn't slap you on the butt. He slapped your mother for not aborting you.

But you sure showed that doctor by growing up into a socially awkward, skinny-fat guy who can't tie at least one shoelace.

Lastly, only an idiot like you would be capable of finding the only giant turd inside intense fog...and then squish your way up to the top to pose like a douche.

laughing out loud Now that's a roast. The turd part made me laugh out loud. laughing out loud


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Originally posted by Bashar Teg
f*ck you.

Sorry, I'm not feeling creative today.

C'mone, man. More effort. rolling on floor laughing


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You are not worth the effort.


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Re: Re: Re: Roast me.

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laughing out loud Now that's a roast. The turd part made me laugh out loud. laughing out loud


I don't believe most of that crap. You're not skinny fat nor are you a douche. But that's definitely a turd you're squishing on! mad


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You look like Mr. Clean with hair.


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quote: (post)
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Frank Castle wants to have some words with you.

Sorry, Sam. You can't just dump your epic Punisher t-shirt and replace it with that... that f*cking harlot.

Bullet in the skull. Accept it. Frank will make it quick.


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And you're fat.


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Says the Short Angry Person with a Static Electric Hair Problem...


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