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Dave_97
Party Dave

Gender: Male
Location: This island earth

so I'm getting married

Listen up kmcizzlers, Dave is getting married in one week.
I've got a son who's 9 months old.
In the 7 ish years ive been here and the 5 I've been unactive, I can safely say that I am sorry. To all of you, I know some of you want in my pants... Mitchum
I'm talking directly to and about mitchum
Your hot thick uncut man meat makesy butthurt wet. If those nights we spent together mean anything you'll come to Ontario and **** me one last time you silly Frenchman.

For everyone else, have a fancy day.


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mitchydumbface
Tiny Penis

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oh my god, are you proposing to me? i mean one week, its a little last minute, but thats what i love about you, youre so spontaneous. just like how you got that kid all the sudden, i dont even know who you stole it from, don't need to! but yes! a million times maybe, i'll think about it! i never even knew i was gay it's all happening so fast! and we already have a kid, that may be the ball breaker though, i don't know if i could do kid, you got that devil thing without even discussing it with me, i think i'll have to postpone, make it two weeks. i'll really have to sit down and mull this over. i'll update you in two weeks, i hope you love me enough to respect the timeline i gave you. keep me in your heart for a while <3


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rudester
Tommy

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Guy or girl Dave thought u were a closeted *** with a women on the side? Wait who'd marry you? If you marry a man before me ill kill myself. Congrats by the way.


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riv6672
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A week. One week. 7 days.

-shivers-


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walshy
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whoa thats like really grown up, congrats!

i'm sure you and mitch will have a very happy life together


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Congrats Dave


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AsbestosFlaygon
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Male or female?


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Scribble
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Congrats Dave, I give you this as a wedding gift and as a sign of my own approval:

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Seriously though dude, congrats!!


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Dave_97
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Gender: Male
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If they did a remake of babe. Would they call it bae?

All jokes aside. Thanks everyone. She is female. But gay marriage is legal in Canada.


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KillaKassara
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I don't get married. "A man's gotta go his own way."

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Every girl needs to know at least one bad boy, I am he.


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rudester
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So Dave what home town u from?


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Morning_Glory
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Congrats Dave happy


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Quincy
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Cool man, congrats


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dadudemon
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Forgot to say it:

Congratulations. smile


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Congrats Dave, I give you this as a wedding gift and as a sign of my own approval:

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Seriously though dude, congrats!!

laughing


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AbnormalButSane
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CONGRATS!! big grin


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KillaKassara
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Why are you giving a perfectly untroubled user precedence over me in a crisis abs?

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Dave_97
Party Dave

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Big days are coming up. Getting excited


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Astner
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Good luck Dave, and don't forget to have fun.

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riv6672
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Bachelor party?


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