We love you Americans you are our estranged, big cuddly, windbag of a son. We gave you our language, we gave you the stamp act, In the holds of our ships, the settlers from Britain brought you axes, shovels, hammers, nails, other tools. Pigs, cows, sheep, goats, seed from English plants, and as many personal belongings as they could afford. You were reasonably well equipped to start a new life in the wilderness due to your stronger belief in God than us and your need for religious freedom. We gave you so many things, from The Industrial Revolution to the steam engine, most Science up until the last century. We love you, all of you, in your slack-jawed yokel, deliverance way.
You came and helped us in WW2 after leaving us until the Japanese bombed the shit out of you and ever since together we have raped and pillaged the world's resources for personal gain. Fighting anyone who wanted to stop us from making money as Father and Son. Together since we torched Washington 208 years ago we have successfully fleeced all comers for freedom!
Then Donald Trump came and you don't ring anymore, you took a hard turn right. You forgot we are in this together.
Abandon this horrible little orange idol, you never voted for him in majority anyway, come back to us and let's go and have a war with China or someone together like in the good old days.
We love you.
Remember we gave you Shakespeare, the Beatles, and other good shit you gave us Kanye West and the Kardashians, you owe us to do the right, with a small "r" thing. Vote Biden 864511320!
-Whirly
Last edited by Old Man Whirly! on Nov 2nd, 2020 at 09:15 PM
Since u guys are pretty close to them can you tell me wtf is going on in Scotland:
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
I didn't know the scots were that timid a people that they even worry about mean words spoken in ones own home.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Tolerant...unless you say something they disagree with in your home.
Or teach a dog to do a trick that makes pathetic folk butthurt.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
The UK has been ruled by an inhumane right wing cabal, one of whom literally ****ed a pig and another who is half Orangutan, not sure the US has taken much of a right turn compared to that.
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