You know who Edward Cullen wouldn't have sex with? My sister, because Eddy doesn't believe in sex before marriage and my sister isn't a Mormon and Mormon weirdos can only marry other Mormon weirdos :/
Ed might have sex with the ED-209 as that's a machine, similar to a vibrator and masturbation is okay with him :0
Edward Cullen, too fast and too glistening. To be fair the Mrs and I watched Twishite during lockdown, I admit it was a uilty pleasure. Newsflash, Whirly was a tween girl on the inside all along.