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Koala MeatPie
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For All You Lexiophiles

1. A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.

2. What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.

3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

4. A backward poet writes inverse.

5. In democracy it's your vote that counts; In feudalism it's your count that votes.

6. She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.

7. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

8. If you don't pay your exorcist you get repossessed.

9. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

10. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.

11. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.

12. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

13. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

14.. You feel stuck with your debt if you can't budge it.

15. Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.

16. He often broke into song because he couldn't find the key.

17. Every calendar's days are numbered.

18. A lot of money is tainted. 'Taint yours and 'taint mine.

19. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

20. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.

21. A plateau is a high form of flattery.

22. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

23. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.

24. When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.

25. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.

26. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair, she thought she'd dye.

27. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.

28. Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.

29. Acupuncture is a jab well done.

30. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.

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one day soon, i may read all that. but not today.

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one day soon, i may read all that. but not today.

I agree!!

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furryman
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I read the first one thumb up

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lil bitchiness
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Better than what the rest of us did! thumb up

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Mar 21st, 2004 03:57 PM

Eclipse
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I read the first 3!

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ChinaNiki
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I read them all. rock

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silver_tears
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Same here

Mar 21st, 2004 04:12 PM

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Eclipse
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Its a weekend give me a break!

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Mar 21st, 2004 04:15 PM

steely balls
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i read 2

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MC Mike
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I read a couple then realized I read all of these a while back so whatever. no expression

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Corran
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I'm still learning to read confused

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pixie1
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i read 1-13 then got a headach

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