A man and woman are at a bar having a few beers. They start talking and soon realize they're both doctors. After an hour, the man says, "Hey, how about if we sleep together tonight? No strings attached." The woman doctor agrees to it.
They go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes into the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. At last, she goes into the bedroom and they have sex.
Afterward, the man says, "You're a surgeon, aren't you?" "Yes," says the woman, "how did you know?" "I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started," he says. "That makes sense," says the woman.
"You're an anaesthesiologist, aren't you?" "Yeah, how did you know?" asks the man. The woman replies, "Because I didn't feel a thing."
lol thats good i have one:
two men are walking through the desert when they see a market, "lets see if they have beer," says one man, so they get to the market.
they go up to the first stall and ask if they have any beer, the man says "no sorry we only have donuts.", they head to the next stall, and ask if they have any beer, the man says, "No sorry all we have here is cakes." so they move to the next stall and ask if they have any beer the man says, "No sorry we only have fairy cakes here."
the first man said to the second man , "This is strange,"
the second said, "yes it's a trifle bazaar"
LOL HAHAHAHA
not funny?
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Lone Ranger wakes his
faithful friend. "Tonto, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
Tonto replies, "Me see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" asks The Lone Ranger.
Tonto ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that
there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn's in Leo. Time wise, it appears
to be approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, it's evident
the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Methodologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What it tell you, Kemo Sahbee?"
The Lone Ranger is silent for a moment, then says, "Tonto, you dumb
a$$, it means someone has stolen our tent."
a guy walks into a bar and sees hi ex. he sits beside her and says 'i had sex with another woman last night and all i could think about was you'. the woman says 'thats sweet. you miss me that much?' the guy says 'nah....i just didnt wanna cum too fast'
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There are two sausages in a frying pan...one turns to the other and says, "Holy f*ck its hot in here!" The other says, "Holy f*ck a talking sausage!!
Haha (alot of people won't find this funny)
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