Feeling the new sig, Roland. Now, then, acknowledge my compliment or die a slow, painful death. And, when you finally do die, you'll be forced to look at naked pictures of Daniel Craig, for all eternity.
Did you see that clip they were showing the other day on ESPN? It was like the best, crazy accidents or something. They showed this one clip, man. If you saw this it was nuts! The 2 cars go around the corner and they catch each other, they start to roll. The tire flies into the stands and hits a woman in the FACE! When you first saw it you were like "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHH!! The tire just hit that woman in the FACE! Oh good they're showing it again... look, look. Look at this right here, slow it down. Yeah that's when it hits her in the FACE." And the funny thing is everybody around the lady dove out of there but she just sat there. You see everyone dives and then at the last minute as the tire is rocketing at her face, this is her defense, she goes, "OOOOH Baby ". Like she's just gonna get in a slap fight with a Goodyear. What if she palms it... BOOOM... AHH... AHHHHH... THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE HIGHLANDER! TIRES CANNOT DEFEAT ME! Hehe, "How did Mary die?" "A tire hit her in the face!" You can't say that without laughing. "A tire hit her--" I can't even do it now! "A tire...hit her in the face.' 'Well what was she doing putting her face near tires?" "No, this tire hunted Mary down. This tire murdered Mary. This tire wasn't ****ing around, as we like to say.
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Rorschach's Journal: October 12th, 1985. Tonight, a comedian died in New York.
I wish could tie you up in my shoes
Make you feel unpretty too
I was told I was beautiful
But what does that mean to you
Look into the mirror who's inside there
The one with the long hair
Same old me again today (yeah)
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue
Everytime I think I'm through
It's because of you
I've tried different ways
But it's all the same
At the end of the day
I have myself to blame
I'm just trippin'
You can buy your hair if it won't grow
You can fix your nose if he says so
You can buy all the make up
That man can make
But if you can't look inside you
Find out who am I too
Be in the position to make me feel
So damn unpretty
I'll make you feel unpretty too
Never insecure until I met you
Now I'm bein' stupid
I used to be so cute to me
Just a little bit skinny
Why do I look to all these things
To keep you happy
Maybe get rid of you
And then I'll get back to me (hey)
My outsides look cool
My insides are blue
Every time I think I'm through
It's because of you
I've tried different ways
But it's all the same
At the end of the day
I have myself to blame
I'm just trippin'
It' s not that I' m disorganized, it' s just that I use different systems to organize.
Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
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I am not driven by people’ s praise and I am not slowed down by people’ s criticism.
You only live once. But if you live it right, once is enough. Wrong. We only die once, we live every day!
Make poverty history.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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