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Uncyclopedia Article on "Feminism"
Some of the core beliefs of feminism are:

* All men want is sex and more sex.
* All men are evil.
* All men have raped at least seven women.
* Boys are stupid and deserve to have rocks thrown at them.[1].
* All men are sex-obsessed psychopaths who only think about sex and sex, sex, sex, sex sex sex. Sorry got distracted there for a moment.
* If a man comes within ten feet of a woman, he is obviously trying to sexually assault her.
* Oscar Wilde is a myth (Clearly False)
* All men are ignorant, self-obsessed narcissists who only think about themselves.
* No men have real feelings, they only fake them to have sex with women.(Fact)
* Men who don't want sex with me or are not even slightly attracted to me every woman they meet are obviously gay, which also means they must die, for being Male in general!

* Bitching about useless things such as changing "women" to "womyn", when there are actual issues they should be paying attention to, such as sex trafficking, female genital mutilation, and preparing dinner. (Fact).

* All men think a woman's place is in the home and when not at home beating their wives for disobedience are most likely roaming the streets looking for women in silhouette to rape. This is especially true.

* Any time a man is out of the house, he is either getting drunk, cheating on his girlfriend, or raping some poor woman, or all three.

* All money that a man has worked for belongs to his girlfiend or wife by rights.

* All women have the freedom to do whatever they want, as long as this doesn't involve raising children or wearing a dress, or long hair, as this would make them slaves to men.

* All women must be able to play the same sports as men, no matter how much they suck at them or how truly little other people care about them.

* All women should watch crappy movies on Lifetime, probably starring Valerie Bert and Ernie, to realize how evil men are. (Fact)

* If a man understands a woman or not, he's a total moron.

* If a woman doesn't understand a man, he's not expressing himself clearly.

* Feminists believe that Women are equal to Men, and in thinking this class themselves as superior

* Any woman who is not a feminist is a stupid whore who likes to be a slave to men.

* ANY workplace, TV show or group that does not have an equal number of women as it does men is clearly a male conspiracy against all women. Especially things that women (especially them) do not like.

* In light of these beliefs, you deserve to castrate men with your teeth, and must do so to at least 20 men, or else your membership in feminism will be canceled. With equal rights, equal responsibility. All men, including husbands, brothers, fathers, sons, the president, the vice-president, pets, and dead men. You have just as much right to go to Heaven while still alive as Jesus did. Just because he's a man doesn't make him in any way special or superior. Get into Heaven and bite off the testicles of Saint Michael. Let him feel it. Show him who's boss. God is the reason men subjugate women. Bite God's testicles off, after which he will have much less power, and all the women of the world can unite and dethrone him and set up a new Goddess, who shall have no last name, as last names are a male-dominated enterprise.

* if a man moves at all, he is moving towards a vulnerable young woman to rape

* if a man is not moving, he is thinking about raping a vulnerable young woman

* therefore, all dead men are potential sex criminals

Feminism, as you can probably tell, is a extremely stereotyped movement that has stereotyped other people and yet is strongly critical of stereotypes.
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Feminist Humor:
Feminists express their femininity on their own terms, including moustaches

Feminists have been on a humor strike ever since the 1970s. They refuse to find anything funny, many opting to remove the area of the brain associated with not taking things seriously as part of their periodic rituals. Some jokes about Feminism include:

* How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, and it's not funny.

* How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two: one to screw in the lightbulb, and one to ***** at any men who try to help.

* How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question, Feminists can't change anything.

* How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? 3: one to change the lightbulb, one to make me a sandwich, and one to suck my dick.

* How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They use strap-ons instead.

* How many Feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Sixteen, one to screw in the lightbulb, fifteen to form a support group.

* How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None; that ***** can cook in the dark.

* Whats the difference between a Feminist and a knife? A knife has a point.

* Whats the difference between a Feminist and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

* How come a woman hasn't landed on the moon yet? Because it doesn't need to be cleaned.

* How do you know women didn't make the great wall of china? Because it's an amazing engineering miracle not a delicious homemade meal.