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I had a crazy nightmare, my hands were made of cheese, i grew another kneecap on my legs each time i sneezed. My feet were enchiladas, my arms were sugarcane, chased by Cuban vampires for the hotsauce in my veins.


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This week is the Pet Battle Bonus in World of Warcraft.

Your battle Pets will earn 200% experience.


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When I first saw you, Blobfish. I said I really like your smile. Okay, that picture's not your best one. And that drool is pretty vile!


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R A N D O M L E T T E R S A N D N U M B E R S 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9


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You just confessed twice to murder.
Can you imagine taco Tuesday on Venus?


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McDonald's is making a vegan burger...

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CAR SICK HARD FART BONG HIT!


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Those closest to us are actually our worst enemies in disguise.


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HULK SMASH!


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Sorry i'm late, but i got here as soon as i wanted to.


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No one in the world would believe you're straight. You're as gay as a clutchpurse on Tony night. You fell outta the gay tree, hitting every gay branch on the way down. And ya landed on a gay guy... and ya did 'em. No, no, honey, your gayness can be seen from space.


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Well, that sounds like a date to me!


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Cancelations must be made 24 hours in advance.


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This is the finals of the A block, and also the rubber match!


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Oh dont be pedantic. Any old Nut Store will do!


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Oh...OH! OW! Its not that bad.


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Oh, I'm sorry, I must have mis-heard you. I thought you said to rent, "Turn Your Head and Cough: Army Physicals Caught on Tape".


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When nothing is going right, go left.


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Tomorrow is usually the busiest day of the week!


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Today is yesterday's tomorrow, and tomorrow's yesterday.


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