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riv6672
MAY 2000-NOV 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Ex-military policeman Jack Reacher is a drifter. He's just passing through Margrave, Georgia, and in less than an hour, he's arrested for murder. Not much of a welcome. All Jack knows is that he didn't kill anybody. At least not here. Not lately.


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riv6672
MAY 2000-NOV 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Six shots. Five dead. One heartland city thrown into a state of terror. But within hours the cops have it solved: a slam-dunk case. Except for one thing. The accused man says: You got the wrong guy. Then he says: Get Reacher for me.


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riv6672
MAY 2000-NOV 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

In a Chicago suburb, a dentist is met in his office parking lot by three men and ordered into the trunk of his Lexus. On a downtown sidewalk, Jack Reacher and an unknown woman are abducted in broad daylight by two men - practiced and confident - who stop them at gunpoint and hustle them into the same sedan.


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Old Post Nov 11th, 2017 10:11 AM
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This is just sad.


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riv6672
MAY 2000-NOV 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Jack Reacher, ex-military policeman relaxed in Key West until Costello turned up dead. The amiable PI was hired in New York by the daughter of Reacher's mentor and former commanding officer, General Garber. Garber's investigation into a Vietnam MIA sets Reacher on collision with hand-less "Hook" Hobie, hours away from his biggest score.


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riv6672
MAY 2000-NOV 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Bow chika bow wow, That's what my baby says!
Mow mow mow and my heart starts pumpin'
Chika chika chu whop
Never Gonna Stop Gitchi Gitchi Goo means That I Love You

My baby's got her own way of talking
Whenever she says something sweet
And she knows it's my world she's a-rockin'
Though my vocabulary's incomplete
And Though it may sound confusing
Sometimes I wish she'd give it to me straight
But I never feel like I'm Losing (losing)
When I take the time to translate
That's what I'm talking 'bout

Bow chika bow wow, That's what my baby says!
Mow mow mow and my heart starts pumpin'
Chika chika chu whop
Never Gonna Stop Gitchi Gitchi Goo means That I Love You

When I don't know what to do (I don't know what to do)
But I think I'm getting through (I think I'm getting through)
'Cause when I say I Love You (I Say I Love You)
She says I Gitchi Gitchi Goo You Too!
Don't need a Dictionary

(I said A) Bow chika bow wow, That's what my baby says!
Mow mow mow and my heart starts pumpin'
Chika chika chu whop
Never Gonna Stop Gitchi Gitchi Goo means That I Love You (Baby, Baby...)


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riv6672
MAY 2000-NOV 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

BEHOLD...the Combine-inator!!!


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riv6672
MAY 2000-NOV 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Sooo, once again, we meet at LAST!


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riv6672
MAY 2000-NOV 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

So was it a creature that had 1 eye, 1 horn, flew, and ate people, or was it a creature that ate 1 eyed, 1 horned, flying purple people?


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Old Post Nov 13th, 2017 10:36 AM
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riv6672
MAY 2000-NOV 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

I think it was pretty admirable those folks kept kung fu fightin', even though they were all a little bit frightened.


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riv6672
MAY 2000-NOV 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.


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riv6672
MAY 2000-NOV 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Keep him on the line so we can run a trace.


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riv6672
MAY 2000-NOV 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Walk like a mountain.


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Old Post Nov 16th, 2017 10:23 AM
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riv6672
MAY 2000-NOV 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Robert A. Heinlein wrote that " Whenever you have to ask; Why do "they" do a thing the answer is always money."


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Old Post Nov 16th, 2017 09:56 PM
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riv6672
MAY 2000-NOV 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

We fail and fail and fail until boom, we're average!


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Old Post Nov 17th, 2017 01:17 PM
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riv6672
MAY 2000-NOV 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Plus he bumped his dang head somehow.


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Old Post Nov 17th, 2017 10:42 PM
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riv6672
MAY 2000-NOV 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Thomas Crapper was a real guy. I do my best work in the dark.


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Old Post Nov 18th, 2017 01:35 PM
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riv6672
MAY 2000-NOV 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

C'mere, and stop worrying about us.


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Old Post Nov 18th, 2017 10:52 PM
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riv6672
MAY 2000-NOV 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

...the bells...THE BELLS!!!


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Old Post Nov 19th, 2017 10:38 AM
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riv6672
MAY 2000-NOV 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Yes, i slept with your cousin.
I said you were special not unique.


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