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Huh, if Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.
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Bears dont use toilet paper, and mermaids dont drink coffee.
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To look at the chicken population, you'd think they were one of the most successful species on the planet.
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I finally found my path in life. Socio.
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When you see a turtle sitting in a tree, thats when you take notice of your surroundings.
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Freddie, fingered, then came.
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Its not that he's doing something right, to get a girl like her, it's that she's doing something wrong.
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'Good morning, President Mondale' said on one ever.
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Some fathers teach their kids how hit a to baseball.
Mine taught me how to beat a cavity search and still feel like a lady.
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If you expect a dog to bite you, you'll be happy when it doesnt poop on your shoes.
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You know how I told you people trust me with their money?
They shoudnt. I embezzled from my clients.
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We need love most when we're at our most unlovable.
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In Texas, the Holy Trinity is God, football, and barbecue. Not always in that order.
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They called him The King, and rightfully so. If there was a bigger word than that i'd give it to him.
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Get off the cross. We need the wood.
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Canadian dicks.
Mexican criminals are so much more courteous, till they make you dig your own grave.
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Its not tipping i believe in, its OVER tipping.
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Being good should be harder than being bad.
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Its apples and oranges. There's a fetish for that, too.
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AR! There's the squid that ate me pancreas!
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