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I was heading to a golden land of opportunity, a land with a pioneering spirit which welcomed misfits like me - but I ended up in America instead!
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I didnt mean to invade your privacy, but i'm a huge snoop, just ask my neighbor.
But not right now, he's showering.
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The human brain is 98% yogurt. Thought it would be less.
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riv6672
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Picture a tornado, that ate a hurricane, and shat a tsunami after a bad stomache ache.
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Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.
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riv6672
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If while you're speaking, you observe someone's nostrils flare, it is most likely a sign of physical attraction.
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Could be race memory stored in the collective unconscious. I wouldn't rule out clairvoyance or telepathic contact either.
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What isn't clear is why people always say "goes without saying," yet still feel compelled to say the thing that was supposed to go without saying.
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Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
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Dear Lord, the Satan of Heaven...
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quanchi112
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Quit being weird, Riv.
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Dec 6th, 2017 04:51 AM |
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riv6672
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This is a rather shameless promotion.
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Dec 6th, 2017 10:42 AM |
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riv6672
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Frankincense. What warns The Monster right before the villagers show up at the Castle.
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Dec 6th, 2017 02:08 PM |
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riv6672
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Man, what must it have been like to be gay in 1908? Or a woman? Or an immigrant? Or a sexy sailor?
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Dec 6th, 2017 10:40 PM |
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riv6672
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No...i grew up in a loving, supportive household. This is all on me.
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Dec 8th, 2017 08:11 PM |
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The bad news is, Fries Quatro Queso Dos Fritos most likely don't exist.
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Dec 8th, 2017 10:21 PM |
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riv6672
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Dont be the comma in Earth, Wind & Fire bro.
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Dec 9th, 2017 03:45 AM |
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riv6672
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Thats something you DO see every day.
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Dec 9th, 2017 07:58 PM |
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riv6672
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The first person to milk a cow. Bored much?
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WORLD STAR!
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