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riv6672
MAY 2000-DEC 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

I was heading to a golden land of opportunity, a land with a pioneering spirit which welcomed misfits like me - but I ended up in America instead!


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That's not a bat. This...is a bat.

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riv6672
MAY 2000-DEC 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

I didnt mean to invade your privacy, but i'm a huge snoop, just ask my neighbor.
But not right now, he's showering.


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Old Post Dec 2nd, 2017 06:10 AM
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riv6672
MAY 2000-DEC 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

The human brain is 98% yogurt. Thought it would be less.


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riv6672
MAY 2000-DEC 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Picture a tornado, that ate a hurricane, and shat a tsunami after a bad stomache ache.


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Old Post Dec 3rd, 2017 05:18 PM
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riv6672
MAY 2000-DEC 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Symmetrical book stacking. Just like the Philadelphia mass turbulence of 1947.


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That's not a bat. This...is a bat.

Old Post Dec 3rd, 2017 08:16 PM
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riv6672
MAY 2000-DEC 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

If while you're speaking, you observe someone's nostrils flare, it is most likely a sign of physical attraction.


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Old Post Dec 3rd, 2017 09:46 PM
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riv6672
MAY 2000-DEC 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Could be race memory stored in the collective unconscious. I wouldn't rule out clairvoyance or telepathic contact either.


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Old Post Dec 4th, 2017 05:17 AM
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riv6672
MAY 2000-DEC 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

What isn't clear is why people always say "goes without saying," yet still feel compelled to say the thing that was supposed to go without saying.


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That's not a bat. This...is a bat.

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riv6672
MAY 2000-DEC 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Wow, if I had a nickel for every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.


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riv6672
MAY 2000-DEC 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Dear Lord, the Satan of Heaven...


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quanchi112
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Gender: Male
Location: Ohio

Quit being weird, Riv.


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riv6672
MAY 2000-DEC 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

This is a rather shameless promotion.


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riv6672
MAY 2000-DEC 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Frankincense. What warns The Monster right before the villagers show up at the Castle.


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That's not a bat. This...is a bat.

Old Post Dec 6th, 2017 02:08 PM
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riv6672
MAY 2000-DEC 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Man, what must it have been like to be gay in 1908? Or a woman? Or an immigrant? Or a sexy sailor?


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That's not a bat. This...is a bat.

Old Post Dec 6th, 2017 10:40 PM
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riv6672
MAY 2000-DEC 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

No...i grew up in a loving, supportive household. This is all on me.


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Old Post Dec 8th, 2017 08:11 PM
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riv6672
MAY 2000-DEC 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

The bad news is, Fries Quatro Queso Dos Fritos most likely don't exist.


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Old Post Dec 8th, 2017 10:21 PM
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riv6672
MAY 2000-DEC 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Dont be the comma in Earth, Wind & Fire bro.


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Old Post Dec 9th, 2017 03:45 AM
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riv6672
MAY 2000-DEC 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

Thats something you DO see every day.


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That's not a bat. This...is a bat.

Old Post Dec 9th, 2017 07:58 PM
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riv6672
MAY 2000-DEC 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

The first person to milk a cow. Bored much?


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That's not a bat. This...is a bat.

Old Post Dec 10th, 2017 10:31 AM
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riv6672
MAY 2000-DEC 2017

Gender: Male
Location: Anytown, USA

WORLD STAR!


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That's not a bat. This...is a bat.

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