 |
riv6672
Senior Member
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
Just, just forget what i said about a mummy in the bathroom.
__________________
|
Apr 18th, 2018 11:29 AM |
|
|
| |
|
riv6672
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
Unless you practice a different Faith, in which case, transfer my insult to the Deity of your belief!
__________________
|
|
Apr 18th, 2018 09:39 PM |
|
|
| |
|
riv6672
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
The goat is the killer! He’s gone m-a-a-a-a-a-d!!!
__________________
|
|
Apr 19th, 2018 05:31 AM |
|
|
| |
|
rudester
Tommy
 Gender: Male
Location: United States |
After tomorrow I visit my best friend in another city.. Taking the train, I love trains. I still haven't bought him his present.. What to get ur best bud that doesn't say ur cheap or u like them to much. Below $100 is good I don't want to over do it by going over board again. Lol
__________________
|
|
Apr 19th, 2018 07:00 AM |
|
|
| |
|
rudester
Tommy
Gender: Male
Location: United States |
Was looking at iPods but there all at 130$ do u think if I bought him an iPod that's over doing it? Or a sweater? I'm taking him to a fancy restaurant and then to the movies, it's going to be the best weekend ever!!! Ohh yeah some sluts are going us..
__________________
|
|
Apr 19th, 2018 07:03 AM |
|
|
| |
|
riv6672
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
May i keep this? It hides all my problem areas.
__________________
|
|
Apr 19th, 2018 10:16 AM |
|
|
| |
|
riv6672
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
First to win 3 rounds wins it ALL!
__________________
|
|
Apr 19th, 2018 01:27 PM |
|
|
| |
|
riv6672
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
I have life sized molds of all my neighbors. Not sure how they’d feel about that.
__________________
|
|
Apr 19th, 2018 04:40 PM |
|
|
| |
|
riv6672
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
There are girls you date, and girls who date -you-.
__________________
|
|
Apr 19th, 2018 08:23 PM |
|
|
| |
|
riv6672
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
I got my blood pressure taken, AND i learned the meaning of the word ‘penumbra’.
__________________
|
|
Apr 20th, 2018 03:11 AM |
|
|
| |
|
riv6672
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
You dont get paid to be a Best Man, you do it for the privilege of nailing the hottest Bridesmaid. It’s written in the Bible.
__________________
|
|
Apr 20th, 2018 09:51 AM |
|
|
| |
|
riv6672
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
Those cows will never know what hit them.
Even after it hits them, they wont know. Because they're cows.
__________________
|
|
Apr 20th, 2018 12:28 PM |
|
|
| |
|
riv6672
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
Egg salad.
Proof of the supernatural?
__________________
|
|
Apr 20th, 2018 04:49 PM |
|
|
| |
|
riv6672
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
Man, you really dodged a bullet not squeezing that too hard, eh?
__________________
|
|
Apr 21st, 2018 02:26 AM |
|
|
| |
|
riv6672
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
Screw you, inventor of the word ‘lisp’. I mean, c’mon!
__________________
|
|
Apr 21st, 2018 11:38 AM |
|
|
| |
|
riv6672
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
You should have been thinking a little more about God before you got into this mess.
He would've stopped you at first base.
__________________
|
|
Apr 22nd, 2018 04:27 AM |
|
|
| |
|
riv6672
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
Mother always said, pierced ears are for whores, pirates, and genies.
__________________
|
|
Apr 22nd, 2018 09:32 AM |
|
|
| |
|
riv6672
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
Next stop: CHICAGO!
__________________
|
|
Apr 22nd, 2018 12:24 PM |
|
|
| |
|
riv6672
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
How’s tomorrow? Captain’s Reef, 1:30?
__________________
|
|
Apr 23rd, 2018 04:33 AM |
|
|
| |
|
riv6672
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
I swear, these montages get longer each time...!
__________________
|
|
Apr 23rd, 2018 12:55 PM |
|
|
| |
Forum Rules:
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
|
HTML code is OFF
vB code is ON
Smilies are ON
[IMG] code is ON
|
|
Text-only version |
|
|
KMC Community Forums
