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Seriously, am i the only one who ordered the salad?
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Yeah, my wife is also my sister who’s also my cousin who’s also my niece.
Our family tree is a pretzel.
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I must shake their clammy hands and listen to them make small talk; smile as they discuss how much they hate Wednesdays.
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riv6672
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He’s like a big, sexy Michelle Kwan.
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riv6672
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Hey chair. Get ready to meet your new best friend! My ass.
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riv6672
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Here is what i picture...i enter in a Fellini style outfit, your mother is dressed like a porcupine.
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Jul 15th, 2018 06:08 AM |
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riv6672
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This is a level 1 situation. I’m a level 2 at best. And you, you’re not even a level. Not. Even. A level.
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Jul 15th, 2018 06:09 AM |
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riv6672
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I have all the soul of a label maker.
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Jul 16th, 2018 10:02 AM |
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riv6672
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Oh dear GOD, she’s on that all corn diet again, isnt she?!?
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Jul 16th, 2018 10:02 AM |
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riv6672
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Lets open up that mini bar, and i’ll show you how Godzilla gets drunk.
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Jul 16th, 2018 10:02 AM |
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riv6672
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It didnt work. Now i have more kittens.
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Jul 17th, 2018 09:46 AM |
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riv6672
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Remember to pick up some ear plugs before i come over, because i really indersold how terrifying my night screams are.
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Jul 17th, 2018 09:46 AM |
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riv6672
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Thanks for reminding me. You dont see me mentioning how he burned his junk off.
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Jul 17th, 2018 09:46 AM |
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Random
Mutants that contain random motion.(please log in to view the image)
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Happy birthday, you think I forgot?
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Jul 17th, 2018 04:17 PM |
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riv6672
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You’re gonna need to buy some bigger underwear if we’re gonna share.
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Jul 18th, 2018 08:46 AM |
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riv6672
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Can you stay out of your kitchen for the next 48 hours? I’m gonna be skinning a deer there.
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Jul 18th, 2018 08:46 AM |
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riv6672
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Oh, and put up some of those plastic sheets, cuz i have no idea how to skin a deer!
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Jul 18th, 2018 08:47 AM |
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riv6672
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There were so many sad things in that sentence, but i think the winner was “Cincinnati”.
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Jul 18th, 2018 08:47 AM |
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riv6672
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Dont you ‘one minute’ me, grandma, i will break that finger OFF!
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