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I apologize. If i’d known i’d have worn underpants.


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Mouth watering flavor.


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Woo HOO! Lets go mudding!!!


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All right, i WILL talk like a man. You got me drunk and took advantage of me!


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Well hump my ass and call me Ishmael.


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If it CAN be done it must be done.


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If it MUST be done it can be done.


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If it SHOULD be done it must be done.


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Step one, buy a butcher shop.


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Step two, spread a rumor that butcher shops cause genital warts.


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Step three, buy a big bag to put all the money in.


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Just be light on your feet and be the best dancer you can be.


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As his star was rising, so was his abuse of baked goods.


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Dude, that is SO my pen. Give it back!


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The fridge is a clear example that what matters is what’s inside.


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You know it’s a really good bar when there’s a couple outside breaking up!


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A weeble wobble’s not as much fun as it sounds.


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Ooh. Instant water, just add water.


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Driving a supply truck means never having to say ‘i’m out of toilet paper’.


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Some ppl just dont look right with a porn stache.


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