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I do appreciate a good scented oil rub down prior to sliding on the pole.
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Just when you thought it was safe to sleep in a hammock...
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No, but that doesnt mean you shouldnt throw out the shoe horn. Its a shoe horn. A horn. For shoes.
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My dog's breath smells of dog food.
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Look Ma!!!! The cows have come home!!!!
Three legged girrafes tiptoe to the bathroom to learn how to tango.
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Hello Hello whats all this shouting whats all this noise we'll have no trouble here.
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Lothario, Lothario. Your mom is a Lothario.
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And then i climbed under, as i couldnt go over, or even around. The result? I got through.
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Terrible what happened to you in the accident. Doesnt the constant whistling make it seem like your pot’s about to boil over? Seems like it would.
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To err is human, you alien!
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Aug 27th, 2018 09:59 AM |
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Tu Pac alive? Riiight, and Elvis just went home.
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Aug 27th, 2018 10:00 AM |
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Elvis just went home? Riiight, and Phyllis Diller does dishes.
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Aug 27th, 2018 10:01 AM |
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Like a tiger farting in a pond.
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Aug 28th, 2018 09:47 AM |
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He’s pretty manly, for not having a penis.
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Horses arent supposed to be funny. Rodeo clowna are funny, and horses kick them in the face.
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No, i dont like wine.
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Plastic nipples, i never would have guessed.
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Seriously, not in a million years.
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Sausage Party was a strange movie.
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Sausage Party. Oh! That's a double entendre.
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