Gender: Male Location: Still tired....still hiking.
The moms who escort these two daughters watch in horror as BackFire349 commits this act. One mom faints in dispair and disbelief as the other mom runs frantically at BackFire349. She pulls out a can of pepperspray. Right when she goes to pepperspray BackFire349 in the face, he pulls out a slice of pizza and blocks the spray with it. Then he eats the pizza while raping the unconcious mom as the pepperspray mom watches.
Gender: Male Location: Still tired....still hiking.
After knocking both moms unconcious and partailly eating them alive, BackFire349 wipes his mouth and finishes reading the funny papers. Meanwhile, a one legged parrot in a cage made of barbed wire eats purple grapes.
Gender: Male Location: Still tired....still hiking.
Then the dads show up. One dad looks like Hollywood Hogan and comes at BackFire349 with a metal folding chair. Backfire slices him in the stomach with his chainsaw while it wasn't even on. Then he fires up the noisy little machine and cuts the limbs off of the Hollywood Hogan guy. The other dad is in such shock he begins to hyperventillate and BackFire349 slices his throat with one quick swoop. The floor of the room soon pools into an inch thick bloody puddle. Backfire stops his chainsaw and licks the teeth of the metal studded belt. Then, the Grandparents show up!
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Sep 7th, 2003 10:26 AM
I know you can be kinky. That's why I amire ya.
* this is a proud moment for the kitty* ahhh
God damn that was funny.
