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This is for all the girls out there!!

Girl Poem

A poem for us....

I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee.
And I can justify
any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber,
but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage
without a hard-on.

I can balance the checkbook,
I can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends,
about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece,
and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit,
to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles,
at any cost.
And I don't have a problem,
admitting I'm lost.

I never forget,
an important date.
You just gotta deal with it,
I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies,
with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay,
to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair,
I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive,
Don't call me a *****.

Don't say to your friends,
Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear,
I can do better!

Flowers are okay,
But jewelry's best.
Look at me you idiot...
Not at my chest????

I don't have a problem,
With Expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying,
You look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL ,
a BABE or a CHICK .

I am a WOMAN.

Get it?, you DICK!?!


isnt it funny

Last edited by silver_tears on Sep 7th, 2003 at 03:42 PM

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sweet.

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113> Didn't you also think the sexiest M/F thread was gay.
Are you obsessed with that word, or... ?

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I dont understand any of that!

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Corran, that's pretty bad then, considering I've never had a girlfriend, and I understand that from 17 years of living.

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quote:

Originally posted by silver_tears
how can u not

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Yes, I am aware of that. I understand really

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Wow, atleast I know now that I know SOME stuff.

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I doubt knowing EVERYTHING will phase me to much, like I said I LIVE in negativity, and I already know how I can be good in the dating world...and other ways.

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Yeah Irene, so don't be afraid to try to "phase" me through MSN.

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*Gets comfortable* BRING IT ON!

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