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queeq
Chaos
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
THE HOTH TUB PUB
"MY, IT'S HOTH IN HERE!" = neon sign
Welcome all, we are opening on Hoth's Annual Wampa Night. So grab a chair, snuggle up to the fire or get some major liquor from finti, the bartender.
Enjoy your stay on Hoth and I recommend not evnturing outside without a Taun-taun and a lightsabre.
[ May 24, 2001: Message edited by: queeq ]
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May 23rd, 2001 02:52 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
We're open!!!
Drink your drinks before the freeze up. If they do, finti can supply you with a handy pick axe.
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May 24th, 2001 11:57 PM |
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Ushgarak
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(Ushgarak arrives wearing some fourteen layers of fur coats, bearing a vast crate labelled 'Blankets for Edna')
BLIMEY it's cold here... how the heck are we going to get any custom?
BTW, I have some plumbing and stuff arriving for Edna soo as well.
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May 25th, 2001 12:26 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Well, we're working on the heater, but it got encased in ice after an hour we got here. But it'll be fixed soon. I suggest you don't touch anything with bears hands, otherwise we need to use razorblades to cut you loose.
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May 25th, 2001 12:30 AM |
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Ushgarak
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Gender: Male
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As I understand it, heaters are a good way to make this place collapse.
(Starts setting up blankets in Ednas room)
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May 25th, 2001 12:37 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Oh don't worry, we won't turn them on that high. Just a tad below the point of thaw.
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May 25th, 2001 12:44 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Ok, now, let me read these tub assembly instructions...
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"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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May 25th, 2001 12:47 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
You've got them upside down.
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May 25th, 2001 12:51 AM |
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Ushgarak
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Gender: Male
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I was going to say, that wouldn't work...
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May 25th, 2001 01:12 AM |
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Edna Witch
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(Edna swoops in on her brromstick and as soon as she lands the ground starts to shake from her intense shivering)
Bloody hell I'm cold!
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May 25th, 2001 01:56 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
I hear frozen broomsticks can be real trouble...
Anyway! I have prepared your room for you. Loads of blankets and a very well designed hot tub.
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"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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May 25th, 2001 02:01 AM |
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Edna Witch
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Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
(Edna open her cape to reveal 20 hot water bottle strapped to her body!)
I came prepared but it doesnt appear to be working!
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May 25th, 2001 02:03 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
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Careful, those things will burst if they freeze...
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May 25th, 2001 02:08 AM |
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Edna Witch
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Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
No they wont! Rubber stretches! I'm still cold though. I need to get warm
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May 25th, 2001 02:12 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Great, sharp, stabby icicles in rubber. How pleasant.
Shall I get the blankets and run the tub?
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May 25th, 2001 02:15 AM |
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Ratcat
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Jadesfire glides in on repulsors and touches down softly.
##FROM EXTERNAL SPEAKER##
"It's too cold out there, I'll stay in here where it's nice and warm."
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May 25th, 2001 02:19 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
What, throughout the whole run of the thread?
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May 25th, 2001 02:30 AM |
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Ratcat
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##Maybe, it's great in here##
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May 25th, 2001 02:35 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Perhaps we should set up a thread in there.
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May 25th, 2001 02:38 AM |
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Edna Witch
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Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
Ushcan you make sure the water isnt too hot or too cold before i get in it?
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