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Ushgarak
Paladin
 Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
"Fine words," says Saar, but I am afraid I do not believe you. And Kuylen has no faith in you either since you failed the Jedi on Nar Shadda. What will he care if I kill you? But I am not selfish enough to take all the pleausre for myself; pull his limbs off, Chion."
Chion advances towards you, Wraith...
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"You look ready to go, Dak," says Kuylen. "Any problems?"
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Oct 4th, 2003 09:19 PM |
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General Kaliero
F = ma, beeyotches.
 Gender: Male
Location: "Kidnapping" Peach |
"None whatsoever. My ship is headed back to Arnia, and all I'm bringing is what's already on me. Anything you need me to do before we get going?"
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Oct 4th, 2003 09:26 PM |
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General Kaliero
F = ma, beeyotches.
Gender: Male
Location: "Kidnapping" Peach |
((Oh, and it looks like Chion shall have to die... good riddance, I say... rip him apart, Wraith!  ))
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WARNING: The above post may contain sarcasm and/or sophisticated satire. Any psychological damage sustained is purely your fault.
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Oct 4th, 2003 09:27 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Kuylen looks around.
"I don't think so," he says. "This place is all rigged to go; the ship is fuelled; Jolanta is destroying the fuel store now, we'll blow the computers in a moment. We leave in 30 minutes. Ready for your date with destiny?"
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Oct 4th, 2003 09:28 PM |
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REXXXX
Networking
 Gender: Male
Location: San Diego Moderator |
(Dak, might want to double check the Jolanta destroying the fuel...after working with her, I've come to find that she is quite a blonde in mind...)
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Oct 4th, 2003 09:37 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Actually, if there is one thing you always saw her got right, Galder, it was the sabotage.
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Oct 4th, 2003 09:38 PM |
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General Kaliero
F = ma, beeyotches.
Gender: Male
Location: "Kidnapping" Peach |
"Ready as I'll ever be." I look uneasily around. "Do you know where Wraith is?" I ask.
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WARNING: The above post may contain sarcasm and/or sophisticated satire. Any psychological damage sustained is purely your fault.
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Oct 4th, 2003 09:40 PM |
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genral zink
Keeper of the Jello
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: on my big space ship |
Wraith backs away from Chion.
"What the hell is going on?" Wraith asks. "Dak and I held those Jedi at bay, we didn't expect there to be four of them! Than ran from us!"
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Oct 4th, 2003 09:42 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
"If they ran, you should have chased an killed them," says Saar. "Your mistake was to expect it to be a fair fight. Talking of which, this won't be either. You and Kuylen's other pathetic companions have MUCH to learn of the Force..." says Saar. Saar extends his hand.
Blue lightning flows from it and washes over your body, filling you with agony. You drop to the ground and writhe in sheer pain.
"Only now can you see how feeble you are..." says Saar. "Carry on, Chion."
A grinning Chion keels slowly down by you and takes hold of your right leg. With his incredibly strong arms, he starts to wrench, and in your agony you cannot resist as you hear Saar'a laughter in the background, louder and louder and louder...
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"No," says Kuylen, "I've not seen him or Rah for a little while. Why?"
At this point, Galder, Takuan and Dak all hear the screams.
"What the hell was that?" asks Saar, still talking to you, Takuan. But, Takuan, you are suddenly patalyzed by a wash of strong emotion passing through you from nearby, and you stagger a little. Saar dashes off.
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Oct 4th, 2003 09:55 PM |
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General Kaliero
F = ma, beeyotches.
Gender: Male
Location: "Kidnapping" Peach |
I run toward the screams, ejecting and igniting both 'sabres...
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Oct 4th, 2003 09:57 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Dak, you round the corridor near C&C and see Saar and Wraith. Wraith is lying on the ground, screaming in agony, writhing in pain from something you cannot see. Saar is kneeling by him. When you come, he looks at you and yells.
"Medical room. Third shelf down on the right hand wall- boxes of hyperdermic needles. Get a box! QUICKLY!"
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Oct 4th, 2003 09:59 PM |
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genral zink
Keeper of the Jello
Gender: Unspecified
Location: on my big space ship |
Wraith ignites his lightsabers as he lies on the ground, screaming. He swings them at Saar and Chion.
"Get the f*** away from me!" he shrieks. "You damned traitors! Kuylen will have your head! Damn you!" Wraith aims a blow for Chion's arm to make him let go.
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Oct 4th, 2003 10:04 PM |
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General Kaliero
F = ma, beeyotches.
Gender: Male
Location: "Kidnapping" Peach |
I run to the med room, retrieve the box, and bring it back. "What's wrong with him?" I ask.
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Oct 4th, 2003 10:06 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Nothing seems to work, Wraith. Your sabres beat ineffectually against Chion as if they were made of wood. Lightning plays over them and they explode...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Oct 4th, 2003 10:07 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Nothing seems to work, Wraith. Your sabres beat ineffectually against Chion as if they were made of wood. Lightning plays over them and they explode...
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"He's overdosed," says Saar. He grabs a hyperdermic. "Hold him down!"
Geez, Dak, Wraith's ignited his sabres- he's starting to wave them around!
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Oct 4th, 2003 10:07 PM |
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genral zink
Keeper of the Jello
Gender: Unspecified
Location: on my big space ship |
He spots Kaliero enter the room. "They're trying to kill me, Dak! Get him off of me!" he shrieks. He continues swinging his damage lightsabers around, even though they are off. He brings out a second set.
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Oct 4th, 2003 10:07 PM |
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General Kaliero
F = ma, beeyotches.
Gender: Male
Location: "Kidnapping" Peach |
"Wraith! Stop moving and I can help you!" I yell.
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Oct 4th, 2003 10:08 PM |
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genral zink
Keeper of the Jello
Gender: Unspecified
Location: on my big space ship |
"Chion is tearing off my leg!" he hollers. "Can't you see him!? And Saar! He's trying to fry me with lightning! Calling me a failure!!!"
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Oct 4th, 2003 10:09 PM |
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General Kaliero
F = ma, beeyotches.
Gender: Male
Location: "Kidnapping" Peach |
"STOP MOVING!"
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Oct 4th, 2003 10:10 PM |
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genral zink
Keeper of the Jello
Gender: Unspecified
Location: on my big space ship |
"NO!!!" Wraith hollers. He ignites his orange lightsaber tries to drive it into Saar's leg.
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Oct 4th, 2003 10:11 PM |
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