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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Very few jokes that anyone tells are their own, really...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Jun 16th, 2001 04:08 AM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
Except my accidental ones!
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Jun 16th, 2001 04:11 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
See? You have a gift you were unaware of...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Jun 16th, 2001 04:13 AM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
Yes well i would rather have a normal talent thank you!
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Jun 16th, 2001 04:14 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
You have plenty of talent...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Jun 16th, 2001 04:16 AM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
Oh yeah? Name one! And academia doesn't count!
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Jun 16th, 2001 04:18 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Why not?
But charm, then.
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Jun 16th, 2001 04:19 AM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
I am not charming!
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Jun 16th, 2001 04:40 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Then you have a gift for deception. One way or another...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Jun 16th, 2001 04:41 AM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Gender: Unspecified Location: The Gingerbread cottage! |
Sneaky! I like it! You win!
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Jun 16th, 2001 04:43 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Woo-hoo!
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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Jun 16th, 2001 04:50 AM |
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keokiswahine
Confusion
Gender: Unspecified Location: USA |
yes, Gundy, buttermilk is the best, but because it is such a unique product, wasn't too sure of moggy could handle it.
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Jun 16th, 2001 11:28 AM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male Location: Changing nappies |
OK its Saturday morning and time for.... CRACKERJACK! Well no actually its work but hey I finish at one and I'm back down the pub for round two of this big weekender.
Sunday afternoon is a 1st b'day party for my cousins nipper. A little bit of a come down one might think, but lets just say all the men in her fellas family have bulbous red noses!
I'll give one guess at how they all achieve this feat. See you all Monday to tell any amusing stories or jokes.
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Jun 16th, 2001 03:56 PM |
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keokiswahine
Confusion
Gender: Unspecified Location: USA |
Have fun; stay safe.
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Jun 16th, 2001 08:54 PM |
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finti
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: |
Rudolph has a red nose
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Jun 18th, 2001 11:55 AM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female Location: Skywalker Ranch |
Mech, may I suggest moderation ?
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Jun 18th, 2001 07:45 PM |
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finti
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: |
drinkomania!!!! Monika is of to her parents again this weekend so 16:00 on Saturday I am off work and into my first of loads of beers....."99 bottels of beer on the wall"
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Jun 19th, 2001 07:39 PM |
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keokiswahine
Confusion
Gender: Unspecified Location: USA |
Finti, please, just don't drink and drive. If you're going to tank one on, please use a taxi or have a friend tote you around. Don't forget to drink your buttermilk first, to protect your tummy insides.
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Jun 19th, 2001 07:55 PM |
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