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queeq
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Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed |
*Throatwobbler Mangrove flies in with queeq behind the controls*
Ah, here you are. I was missing out on some crucial clientele. Ush, wanna come back? That clone of yours is making improper business proposals to me.
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May 3rd, 2001 02:53 AM |
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Ushgarak
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Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Queeq! Nice of you to come searching...
But the Force tells me I'm bound here until I find the solution... something to do with my name and fair maidens?
Go and tell Edna what's happened. She must be worried sick about me...
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"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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May 3rd, 2001 02:57 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed |
Oh, don't worry about her. She's having great fun with your clone.
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May 3rd, 2001 03:01 AM |
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Ratcat
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Fair, but no longer a maiden???
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May 3rd, 2001 03:04 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Sorry... clone?
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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May 3rd, 2001 03:12 AM |
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Ratcat
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: |
Oh, yeah, him. He's been very interested in Edna. Helped her unpack her things in her private chambers. Took her to dinner, bought her flowers, bought her an entire forest actually...
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May 3rd, 2001 03:15 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Oh, I get it. Big joke on the thicko who didn't make it to the bar... seriously guys, how is she?
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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May 3rd, 2001 03:24 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed |
She's about to be married to your clone. Seriously. She felt you had undergone such wonderful transformation all of a sudden since she moved to the DS. She couldn't quite put her finger on it, but she really felt you had changed for the better. So now she's getting married.
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May 3rd, 2001 12:37 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Anger... growing... must... control... emotions...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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May 3rd, 2001 10:22 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed |
Don't be angry, she looks VERY happy now.
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May 4th, 2001 12:44 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Well... ah... uh...
Oh, I HAVE to do something about this...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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May 4th, 2001 12:48 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed |
Why? Looks like she found her knight in shining armour at last.
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May 4th, 2001 12:50 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
He's no Knight! He's an anti-Knight! And he's got my Witch!
Er... not that she's MY witch, of course...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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May 4th, 2001 12:55 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed |
Well, we all like him. He helps out in the bar, he's very friendly. A bit clumsy in killing off major customers, but he's very becoming.
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May 4th, 2001 01:08 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
This psycho is ruining my good name!
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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May 4th, 2001 01:14 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed |
Actually, I think he's improving it. Although, he's a tad odd. He seems to be putting me in a bad light on the DS. When he does... well, he dies. Then you MUST come back to comfort Edna.
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May 4th, 2001 01:19 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Uh-oh... I ahve a bad feeling about this...
Careful! If he's doing what I think he's doing...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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May 4th, 2001 01:25 AM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified Location: JP's bed |
What's that?
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May 4th, 2001 01:27 AM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Gender: Male Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
Oh dear... bad bad bad... um... give him rope to hang himself with! Trying to directly stop him will be a VERY bad idea...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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May 4th, 2001 01:38 AM |
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Creativity
Gender: Unspecified Location: Southern California |
You snooze, you loose bud.
Sorry..
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