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Tptmanno1
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useful conversions
For those who thought the hardest part of Physics 101 was
> > the constant conversion from feet and inches to the metric
> > system, including all its Newtons, Joules, and Watts, here
> > are some other useful conversions:
> >
> > Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter:
> > Eskimo Pi
> >
> > 2000 pounds of Chinese soup:
> > Won ton
> >
> > 1 millionth of a mouthwash:
> > 1 microscope
> >
> > Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement:
> > 1 bananosecond
> >
> > Weight an evangelist carries with God:
> > 1 billigram
> >
> > Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour:
> > Knot-furlong
> >
> > 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling:
> > 1 lite year
> >
> > 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone:
> > 1 Rod Serling
> >
> > Half of a large intestine:
> > 1 semicolon
> >
> > 1000 pains
> > 1 kiloahurtz
> >
> > Basic unit of laryngitis:
> > 1 hoarsepower
> >
> > Shortest distance between two jokes:
> > A straight line
> >
> > 454 graham crackers:
> > 1 pound cake
> >
> > 1 million microphones:
> > 1 megaphone
> >
> > 1 million bicycles:
> > 2 megacycles
> >
> > 2000 mockingbirds:
> > two kilomockingbirds
> >
> > 10 cards:
> > 1 decacards
> >
> > 1 kilogram of falling figs:
> > 1 Fig Newton
> >
> > 1000 milliliters of wet socks:
> > 1 literhosen
> >
> > 1 millionth of a fish:
> > 1 microfiche
> >
> > 1 trillion pins:
> > 1 terrapin
> >
> > 10 rations:
> > 1 decoration
> >
> > 100 rations:
> > 1 C-ration
> >
> > 2 monograms:
> > 1 diagram
> >
> > 8 nickels:
> > 2 paradigms
> >
> > 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale
> > University Hospital:
> > 1 I.V. League
> >
> > 100 Senators:
> > Not 1 decision
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drunk_nazgul
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Oh... Heehee... HAHAH! Okay... those were great. And I'm not even in physics...
Wait, that was the point... 
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BadKitty
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haha this is very funny 
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Tptmanno1
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no point just old email, ive got tons like this
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drunk_nazgul
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Well...? Show us!
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Tptmanno1
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ok i will
> > > You don't have to own a cat to appreciate this one....A couple was
> > > dressed and ready to go out for the evening. They Turned on a night
> > light, turned
> > > the answering machine on the phone line, covered their pet parakeet
> > and put
> > > the cat in the backyard. They phoned the local cab company and
> > requested a
> > > taxi. The taxi arrived and the couple opened the front door to leave
> > their
> > > house. The cat they had put out into the yard scoots back into the
> > house.
> > >
> > > They don't want the cat shut in the house because "she" always tries
> > > to eat the bird. The wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes
> > > inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, the man in hot pursuit.
> > >
> > > The wife doesn't want the driver to know the house will be empty. She
> > > explains to the taxi driver that her husband will be
> > >
> > > Out soon. "He's just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother."
> > >
> > > A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.. "Sorry I took so
> > > long," he says, as they drive away.
> > >
> > > "Stupid b*tch was hiding under the bed. Had to poke her with a coat
> > > hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to
> > > keep her from
> > > scratching me. But it worked. I hauled her fat a$$ downstairs and
> > threw
> > > her out into the back yard!" The cabdriver hit a parked car...
> > >
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