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CandyKoRn
In Orlando Blooms Pant's

Gender: Female
Location: United Kingdom

some of those aren't true stick out tongue
The listening thing.. it's the other way round...


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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around

Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico

What women from different nationalities say after sex

The spanish: We'll do this again tomorrow but right now I must go to confess.

The german: ¡Three minutes, Hans! ¿Do you think I have all the time in the world?

The mexican: So when will we get married ?

The french: ¿Was it good?

The blonde american: What's your name?


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BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube

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Location: Huntington Beach, CA

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laughing out loud @ the blond american.


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Pablo G
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Location: Hermosillo, Mexico

¿Why did women love the movie Pretty Women?

Because they think they will find a good looking millionaire that will love them and give them anything they want... ¡No matter how slutty they have been!


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CandyKoRn
In Orlando Blooms Pant's

Gender: Female
Location: United Kingdom

we can wish stick out tongue


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BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube

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laughing out loud pablo, those are gold


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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around

Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico

WHAT WOMEN THINK DURING SEX

At 17: ¡Hope I don't get pregnant!

At 30 : ¡I wish this time he'll buy me those diamond earrings I want!

At 50 : We have to paint the ceiling


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Pablo G
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Mexican humor is gold BF, I've been translating them so I take a while to post them wink


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BackFire
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its well worth it, those are really good, never heard them before either, which is always a plus.


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LilMimister006
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Gender: Female
Location: Ohio

lol stick out tongue

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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around

Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico

A kid is solving a crossword puzzle and he asks his dad:

"¿Five letter female sexual organ?"

The dad thinks:

"¿Vertical or horizontal?"

"Horizontal".

He quickly reacts:

"the mouth of course !"


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Eat My Ass

Gender: Male
Location: Brooklyn, NY

yay gender bashing yay

Happy Dance Happy Dance Happy Dance


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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around

Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico

Practical Dictionary to understand women:

No = Yes.
Yes = No.
Maybe = No
But... = I'll do it again
You decide = But do what I want.
You can do what you like = Don't even try.
I'm not mad = ¡ Of course I'm mad you ******* !
You're very horny tonight = I won't put out.
¿Am I Fat? = Say I'm hot.
I wanna change the curtains =... and the carpets, and the paint, and the furniture... but with your money.
This kitchen is so small = I want a new house.
¿Do you love me? = I'm going to ask you for something.
¿How much do you love me? = ¡And it's expensive!
We need = I want.
We need to talk = NeceI'm going to complain about something or dump you, maybe even both.
We don't communicate well enough = You must agree with me.


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CandyKoRn
In Orlando Blooms Pant's

Gender: Female
Location: United Kingdom

lol... true...


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REXXXX
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Location: San Diego

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I laughed at a few of them...


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right on the money.....


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REXXXX
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Location: San Diego

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Pablo, how many times have you posted that?


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GambitEVOFan1
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laughing out loud I liked time racers better,

I love the golf ball one, its so true!!


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clispin
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Location: the edge of reson.

i think they're funny...


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'Veni, Vidi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around. stick out tongue

By the time they had diminished from 50 to eight, the other dwarves began to suspect "Hungry".

Elvis is dead, Mozart is dead, Einstein is dead, and I'm not feeling so great myself. wink
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diegocala
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Location: Tempe, AZ United States

Pablo, you had me rolling laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing laughing out loud


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