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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
 Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico |
What women from different nationalities say after sex
The spanish: We'll do this again tomorrow but right now I must go to confess.
The german: ¡Three minutes, Hans! ¿Do you think I have all the time in the world?
The mexican: So when will we get married ?
The french: ¿Was it good?
The blonde american: What's your name?
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Oct 6th, 2003 02:29 AM |
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BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
 Gender: Male
Location: Huntington Beach, CA Moderator |
 @ the blond american.
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Oct 6th, 2003 02:30 AM |
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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico |
¿Why did women love the movie Pretty Women?
Because they think they will find a good looking millionaire that will love them and give them anything they want... ¡No matter how slutty they have been!
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"You can get further with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word" - Al Capone
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Oct 6th, 2003 02:32 AM |
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BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
Gender: Male
Location: Huntington Beach, CA Moderator |
pablo, those are gold
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Oct 6th, 2003 02:34 AM |
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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico |
WHAT WOMEN THINK DURING SEX
At 17: ¡Hope I don't get pregnant!
At 30 : ¡I wish this time he'll buy me those diamond earrings I want!
At 50 : We have to paint the ceiling
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"You can get further with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word" - Al Capone
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Oct 6th, 2003 02:37 AM |
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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico |
Mexican humor is gold BF, I've been translating them so I take a while to post them 
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"You can get further with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word" - Al Capone
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Oct 6th, 2003 02:38 AM |
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BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
Gender: Male
Location: Huntington Beach, CA Moderator |
its well worth it, those are really good, never heard them before either, which is always a plus.
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Oct 6th, 2003 02:40 AM |
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LilMimister006
Senior Member
 Gender: Female
Location: Ohio |
lol 
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Oct 6th, 2003 02:40 AM |
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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico |
A kid is solving a crossword puzzle and he asks his dad:
"¿Five letter female sexual organ?"
The dad thinks:
"¿Vertical or horizontal?"
"Horizontal".
He quickly reacts:
"the mouth of course !"
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"You can get further with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word" - Al Capone
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Oct 6th, 2003 02:41 AM |
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Eat My Ass
 Gender: Male
Location: Brooklyn, NY |
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http://www.FreePSPs.com/?r=17495261
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Oct 6th, 2003 02:44 AM |
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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico |
Practical Dictionary to understand women:
No = Yes.
Yes = No.
Maybe = No
But... = I'll do it again
You decide = But do what I want.
You can do what you like = Don't even try.
I'm not mad = ¡ Of course I'm mad you ******* !
You're very horny tonight = I won't put out.
¿Am I Fat? = Say I'm hot.
I wanna change the curtains =... and the carpets, and the paint, and the furniture... but with your money.
This kitchen is so small = I want a new house.
¿Do you love me? = I'm going to ask you for something.
¿How much do you love me? = ¡And it's expensive!
We need = I want.
We need to talk = NeceI'm going to complain about something or dump you, maybe even both.
We don't communicate well enough = You must agree with me.
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"You can get further with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word" - Al Capone
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Oct 6th, 2003 02:49 AM |
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CandyKoRn
In Orlando Blooms Pant's
 Gender: Female
Location: United Kingdom |
lol... true...
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Oct 6th, 2003 02:52 AM |
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REXXXX
Networking
 Gender: Male
Location: San Diego Moderator |
I laughed at a few of them...
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Oct 6th, 2003 05:22 AM |
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Rogue Jedi
Restricted
 Gender: Male
Location: On my way to the Cage Account Restricted |
right on the money.....
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
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Oct 6th, 2003 05:24 AM |
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REXXXX
Networking
Gender: Male
Location: San Diego Moderator |
Pablo, how many times have you posted that?
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Oct 6th, 2003 05:25 AM |
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