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Extreme Crude Sex Joke

OK this joke is really crude and I wouldn't be surprised if this thread gets moved so I'll put it in spoiler.

[SPOILER - highlight to read]: A little kid sees his dad and the maid having sex and then goes to his mom and says: Mommy I saw dad and the maid kissing a lot and then he grabbed her boobs and took her panties off and then he put his..

The mom quickly interrupts him and says: Timmy save that and when his family comes for dinner next week tell that to them.

The week arrives and the family are having dinner and the kid starts saying: saw dad and the maid kissing a lot and then he grabbed her boobs and took her panties off and then he put his... his... I can't remember the name. Mom,what's that thing I saw you sucking to the cook the other day ?


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pretty good.


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not bad. Here's one.

How do you know for sure that your girlfreind is having an orgasm?


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You're cars in her driveway.


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Yeah, did I tell that one last night?


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yes


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Not bad joke smile

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laughing out loud


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