BadKitty
cockeyed
Gender: Female Location: in cha cha heels
..that really is a penis plane!!! haha
Oct 9th, 2003 04:49 AM
Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
Gender: Male Location: Hermosillo, Mexico
My task is similar to yours Tied Hiker, my task is to bone a nurse
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Oct 9th, 2003 04:52 AM
BadKitty
cockeyed
Gender: Female Location: in cha cha heels
eww pabloo eww
Oct 9th, 2003 06:16 AM
Tied Hiker
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Gender: Unspecified Location: In a cave full of treasure!
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I am a lover of the female persuasion.
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Oct 9th, 2003 06:18 AM
BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
Gender: Male Location: Huntington Beach, CA
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quote: Originally posted by Tied Hiker
Yes you called it oh chainsaw yeilding one! Through fire . . . and water and dirty sex dungeons. From the red light district to the highest peak I fought with the Nasty Five Testicled Balrog of Morgoth.
Until at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountainside after giving him fat titty twisters.
Darkness took me and I strayed out of thought and time and into a wet dream. Porn Stars wheeled overhead and every day was as long as a John Holmes penis. But it was not the end. I felt life in me again. I've been sent back until my task is done and I've boned a librarian.
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Oct 9th, 2003 06:19 AM
Tied Hiker
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The truth is, all I really did was drive home from work. I shouldn't cry wolf, this isn't really crying wolf is it? I mean you guys knew I was kidding, right?
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Oct 9th, 2003 06:23 AM
Rogue Jedi
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Gender: Male Location: On my way to the Cage
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i thought you were serious...not!!!!!!
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Oct 9th, 2003 06:24 AM
BadKitty
cockeyed
Gender: Female Location: in cha cha heels
last time I did,and I was so sad I wanted to throw my computer out the window!!!..you needed a spanking
Oct 9th, 2003 06:26 AM
Tied Hiker
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Gender: Unspecified Location: In a cave full of treasure!
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What is this, some sort of jedi mind trick?
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Oct 9th, 2003 06:27 AM
Tied Hiker
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Bend over. Okay, spank me BKK.
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Oct 9th, 2003 06:28 AM
Rogue Jedi
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Gender: Male Location: On my way to the Cage
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a mind trick, it is.......fokk with you, we must.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Oct 9th, 2003 06:28 AM
BadKitty
cockeyed
Gender: Female Location: in cha cha heels
*whap whap whap* and one to grow on*WHAP!!*
Oct 9th, 2003 06:28 AM
Tied Hiker
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Gender: Unspecified Location: In a cave full of treasure!
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I love the torture. That is my weakness. I love the pain. I reminds me I am human.
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Oct 9th, 2003 06:30 AM
Rogue Jedi
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Gender: Male Location: On my way to the Cage
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you are human?
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Oct 9th, 2003 06:31 AM
BadKitty
cockeyed
Gender: Female Location: in cha cha heels
I like to give pain&pleasure....I am a big baby my self
Oct 9th, 2003 06:32 AM
Tied Hiker
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Gender: Unspecified Location: In a cave full of treasure!
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No, I am just a brain. A human brain.
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Oct 9th, 2003 06:32 AM
Rogue Jedi
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Gender: Male Location: On my way to the Cage
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brainiac.
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Oct 9th, 2003 06:34 AM
Tied Hiker
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sort of, I am merely a brain on a desk controlling a mouse and keyboard telekenetically.
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Oct 9th, 2003 06:43 AM
Phoenix
Luna Lovegood
Gender: Female Location: in a double decker bus...
TH, have you forgotten the password for your old account?!?
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Oct 9th, 2003 08:47 AM
Phoenix
Luna Lovegood
Gender: Female Location: in a double decker bus...
quote: Originally posted by Tied Hiker
No, I am just a brain. A human brain.
*sings*
"They're Pinky, they're Pinky and the Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain, Brain!"
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Oct 9th, 2003 08:48 AM
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