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The Cab

A businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost
the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and
the second half of his round-trip ticket. If he could just get
to the airport he could get himself home.

So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab
waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He
promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his
credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address,
etc. but to no avail.

The cabbie said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the
hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike
to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.

One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to
regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he
won big.

Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of
the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who
should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but
his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was
down on his luck.

The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the
guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan.

The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for
a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the
reply. "And how much for you to give me a blow-job on the way?"

"What?!!! Get the hell out of my cab." The businessman got into
the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same
questions, with the same result. When he got to his old friend
at the back of the line, he got in and asked, "How much for a
ride to the airport?"

The cabbie replied, "fifteen bucks."

The businessman said, "OK" and off they went. Then, as they
drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a
big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver.

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thats funny
man u post alot of funny stuff silver
i could too i got tons of email with stuff like that but im too lazy
oh well


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yes i do big grin
mostly when im bored though erm

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