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LanceWindu
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Warning Warning!

Here are some funny warning labels from various products:

    On the "CycleAware" helmet-mounted mirror: "Remember: Objects in the mirror are actually behind you."

    On a large folding cardboard sunshade for car windscreens: "Do not attempt to operate vehicle with sunshade in place."

    On a car lock which loops around both the clutch pedal and the steering wheel: "Warning - Remove lock before driving."

    In the instructions for a Korean kitchen knife: "Keep out of children."

    On a packet of juggling balls: "This product contains small granules under 3 millimeters. Not suitable for children under the age of 14 years in Europe or 8 years in the USA."

    On a packet of Nytol sleeping tablets: "Warning: may cause drowsiness."

    On a packet of peanuts served on an internal flight in China (written in both English and Chinese): "Open packet and eat contents."

    On 500g packets of Sainsbury's peanuts: "Contains nuts."

    Seen on a camera: "This camera only works when there is film inside."

    On a bottle of flavored milk drink: "After opening, keep upright."

    On a Rowenta iron: "Warning! Never iron clothes on the body!"

    On a can of windscreen de-icing spray: "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures."

    On a can of insect spray: "Kills all kinds of insects! Warning: This spray is harmful to bees."

    A different brand of insect spray: "Kills flies, wasps, mosquitoes, midges, and other flying insects. Not tested on animals."

    On an ocean buoy for determining the position of submarines: "Protect from seawater."

    On a Halloween Batman costume: "This cape does not give the wearer the ability to fly."


Add some that you know as well...


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i have a thread about this big grin
i already posted tons in there big grin

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Well aren't we great?

Not like I knew you had a thread about this...


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not like i care at the least big grin
and yes we are great happy

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I liked the first....

On the "CycleAware" helmet-mounted mirror: "Remember: Objects in the mirror are actually behind you."


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the Batman one cracks me up.....

Mostly because at one stage in my life, i could relate to it..... stick out tongue


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laughing out loud

That one reminds me of this video from America's Funniest Home Video's where a little kid is dressed as Superman for Halloween and he jumps off the coffee table thinking he could fly and he belly floped the ground.


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Ow....

Bellyflops are bad enough in the water.


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It seriously looked like it hurt, but I couldn't stop laughing for a few minutes.


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