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DeNiro
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Caddyshack lines
say ur fav lines from caddy shack ok ill say one short one
WOW u made all of them except that one thats incrediabl.-danny
thankuverylilttel- carl
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Oct 19th, 2003 05:26 AM |
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Cowboyography
Eye Of God
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Do you use drugs danny?
Everday
Then whats the problem?
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Oct 21st, 2003 05:05 PM |
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jedi_arturo
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I want a hamburger and some french fries and a corn dog, no a hot dog.
YOU'LL GET NOTHING AND YOU'LL LIKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Nov 7th, 2003 11:37 PM |
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DeNiro
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I luv that line 
OOO u wore green so u could hide from me... but u cant hide cause URATRAMP oooo that was a good one-carl
Hold up ladies i got a salumie i got to hide-carl
i thought i told u to cut the long grass on the number 13 tee
i was unavoidable detained-carl
LMAO those r some classic lines
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Nov 8th, 2003 04:48 AM |
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samhain
The Demon Hunter
 Gender: Male
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the ultimate line is delivered by the great Rodney Dangerfield himself at the end of the movie:"Hey everybody, we're all going to get laid!" Sheer genius
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Then lets head down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch
  
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Nov 16th, 2003 01:15 AM |
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Mr. Bacon
Who?
Gender: Male
Location: History |
shit! dammit! shit! farts! double farts! -spalding in the background
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Jan 20th, 2004 11:48 PM |
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Mr. Bacon
Who?
Gender: Male
Location: History |
oh he got all a that one - carl
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Jan 20th, 2004 11:49 PM |
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DeNiro
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no the best line by rodney dangerfeld was this one
oo naked lady tees. giv me a box of those giv me two of those 3 of those 1 one those . oo this is the worst hat i ever seen.. what you buy a hat like this and u get a free bowel of soup... ooo it looks good on you though *makes funny*
or this line
This place is restricted Wang so dont tell them your Jewish
oo hey this is my friend Mr. Wang... No offense
i bet you a 100 bucks you slice it in the woods- rodney
Gambeling is illegal at bushwood sir. annddd ii never sliiccee.- the judge
*hits and slices*
DAMN- the judge
Ok you can owe me- rodney
I OWE YOU NOTHING- The judge
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Jan 21st, 2004 04:07 AM |
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A.D. Skinner
Assistant Director
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Location: F.B.I. Headquarters |
Don't sell yourself short Judge, you're a tremendous slouch. - Ty Webb
I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you. But you were born to rub me first. - Ty Webb
HEY WHITEY, Where's your hat? - Al Czervik
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Jan 21st, 2004 03:22 PM |
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Primitive Screwhead
Bullsh*tt!
 Gender: Male
Location: Switching channels |
"It's a Kentucky bluegrass hybrid... you can play 36 holes on it, and get stoned to bejeezus afterword."
-Carl the groundskeeper
"I like you Betty."
"Danny, sir."
"...Danny."
Ty Webb & Danny Noonan
"I like... skinny skiing... going to bullfights on acid... I bet you've got a lot of real nice ties. You wanna tie me up with some of your ties, Ty?"
-Lacey Underalls
"So we finish with the round, and the Dalhi's gonna stiff me. So I say... 'Hey... Lama, what about somehting... you know, for the effort?' And he says 'Oh, there won't be any money. But on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me... which is nice."
-Carl again.
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Artwork by Cinemaddiction!!!
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Jan 21st, 2004 06:43 PM |
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StinkFist462
Your Mom
Gender: Male
Location: Minneapolis, MN |
CINDERELLA STORY !
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Jan 23rd, 2004 04:14 AM |
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moodysj
Junior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: United States |
"What does the sign say?"
"No bare feet"
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Jan 26th, 2004 08:35 PM |
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DeNiro
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Lou- NO WHATS THAT SIGN SAY?
No FIghting
WHATS IT MEAN- LOU
No fighting.
Whats that candy wrapper doing there? - lou kid- shrugs shoulders. WELL DONT U SEE IT PICK IT UP-Lou
Now on other news Mitch Comestine died last weak of a sever anxity attack. so the caddy scholarship is open once again-Lou
kid- I heard he swallowed his vomit while taken a test.
Well what ever the cause he was a good kid and a good caddy-lou
some kid- he was a brown nose lou u hated him
shutup-lou
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Jan 26th, 2004 11:31 PM |
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DeNiro
Senior Member
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Well if ur intrested in the caddy scholorship i suggest talking to judge smayells.-lou
Anndd Kisss his ass.-kid
that would help- lou
I smell varmen poo tang,,, and the only good vamen poo tang is dead varmen poo tang.- carl
FREEZE GOFFER- carl *shoots and hits lamp*
I want a hamburger no a cheesburger i want a hot dog i want patatoe chips i want a milk shake an YOULL GET OTHING AND LIKE IT- judge
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Jan 26th, 2004 11:38 PM |
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roundisfunny
Senior Member
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Location: United States |
Ty (to Carl): "Got a pond...got a pool and a pond. Pond would be good for you."
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Evelle: "Balloons! Hey, these blow up into funny shapes 'n' all?"
Grocer: "Well, no...unless round is funny."
Raising Arizona, 1987
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Jan 26th, 2004 11:42 PM |
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DeNiro
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classic
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Jan 27th, 2004 12:54 PM |
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xeous
The Next.
 Gender: Male
Location: United States |
DIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!! (In the pool)
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Star Wars: Extinction
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Jan 28th, 2004 06:59 PM |
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DeNiro
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its doody 
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Jan 28th, 2004 08:13 PM |
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DeNiro
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O god im playing the worst game of my life.-Al
yea dont worry ur not ur not urnotgood u suck.-Ty
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Jan 29th, 2004 01:41 AM |
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