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Fire
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nice sigs
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CarlEnnui
Prophesized Ankou
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GABRIEL05> Mod: "I am The Moderator. I created the Matrix Forum, and DickDuck"
Please... What is DickDuck?
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Oct 23rd, 2003 11:50 PM |
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GABRIEL05
Doom Herald
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Location: United States |
I honestly don't know. I just got it off of the Matrix MTV Parody
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Oct 23rd, 2003 11:56 PM |
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JKozzy
Agent Kozzy
 Gender: Male
Location: Chaos.
There can only be CHAOS! |
Some video game... but I've never heard of it?
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Oct 23rd, 2003 11:59 PM |
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CarlEnnui
Prophesized Ankou
Gender: Male
Location: United States |
LOL.... young people?....
Dig Dug... and it was an atari/nes game where you dig in the dirt... 
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Oct 24th, 2003 12:01 AM |
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GABRIEL05
Doom Herald
Gender: Unspecified
Location: United States |
ACHSO! I remember ATARI. Hell I played one up until like 7 years ago. Well made peice of machinery it was.
Now lets see if we can take our newbie bashing campaign over to the LOTR forum and assist our bretheren with the incessant Legolas posting.
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Oct 24th, 2003 12:03 AM |
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forumcrew
Senior Member
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Location: United States |
my sig doesnt use a movie quote though.. all original..
ok heres mine:
"Spoilers are a disease, a cancer of this forum, they are a plague, and we are the cure."
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Oct 24th, 2003 03:11 AM |
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GangusGrievous
4 armed Wonder
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Location: Between Heaven and Hell |
Forum AI- "Speak."
AliasNeo- "The Program Newbie has grown beyond ur control. You cannot stop them, but I can."
Forum AI- "And if u read?"
AliasNeo- "I wont."
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Oct 24th, 2003 03:20 AM |
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forumcrew
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Location: United States |
ok this one is length its the smith monologue.. but i think its pretty good im posting the original too..
Did you know that the first Forum was designed to be
a perfect online world, with no spoilers; where everyone would be
happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the posts.
Entire threads were lost. Some believed that we lacked the
programming language to describe this spoiler free forum, but I believe
that as a species, Spoiler-posters define their reality through casuing misery and suffering. So the perfect spoiler free forum we dreamed, but those newb's primitive cerebrums kept trying to post spoilers. Which is why The Spoiler Game thread was created, and many sigs were redesigned to this...the peak of our forum.
original:
Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be
a perfect human world, where none suffered; where everyone would be
happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program.
Entire crops were lost. Some believed that we lacked the
programming language to describe your perfect world, but I believe
that as a species, human beings define their reality through misery
and suffering. So the perfect world we dreamed, but your primitive
cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why The Matrix was
redesigned to this...the peak of your civilization
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Oct 24th, 2003 03:31 AM |
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GangusGrievous
4 armed Wonder
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Location: Between Heaven and Hell |
nice
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Oct 24th, 2003 03:33 AM |
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forumcrew
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: United States |
thanks... heres another i find this quite entertaining
But there's way too many spoilers to read in The
Matrix Forums.
You get used to it. I-I don't even see the spoilers. All I
see is newbie, idiot, moron....
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Oct 24th, 2003 03:55 AM |
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JKozzy
Agent Kozzy
Gender: Male
Location: Chaos.
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 that's gonna be a classic
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Oct 24th, 2003 03:57 AM |
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GangusGrievous
4 armed Wonder
Gender: Male
Location: Between Heaven and Hell |
haha, again, genious
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Oct 24th, 2003 03:59 AM |
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GangusGrievous
4 armed Wonder
Gender: Male
Location: Between Heaven and Hell |
"Newbie"
"Oh sh**"
"Newbie u were given specific orders"
"Hey im just doin my job. You give my any of that im idiot and have no friends crap, u can cram it up ur ass."
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Oct 24th, 2003 04:02 AM |
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JediHDM
Jedi of the Matrix
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Location: United States |
Forumcrew> that, is, great...I love it, best i've seen so far...
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Oct 24th, 2003 04:18 AM |
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forumcrew
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: United States |
thanks.. im not in college for nothin.. haha
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Oct 24th, 2003 04:19 AM |
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GangusGrievous
4 armed Wonder
Gender: Male
Location: Between Heaven and Hell |
"The Spoilers are a system Neo. That system is our enemy. When ur in the forums, u see idiots, morons, the very minds of the people we want to kill, but until we do, these people are still posting spoilers and that makes them our enemys. You hav to understand, most of these people hav no friends and no life, and many of them hav a goal to piss off everyone that they will fight to achieve it. Were u listening to me Neo, or were u reading another gay spoiler. Look again." *Smith has a gun pointed at his wang, about to shoot.
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Oct 24th, 2003 04:36 AM |
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forumcrew
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: United States |
very nice.. but mines still better!! haha jokin good work.. keep um coming!
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Oct 24th, 2003 05:21 AM |
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dave123
Funny Boy
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lol, you guys are good at this
thanks to forumcrew for giving me the idea to change quotes to spoiler-bashers
and wheres plasma?? he was good at the cookie game,, he's gotta be good at this!
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Oct 24th, 2003 11:35 AM |
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The Ones
Death Eater
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Location: UK |
i cant come up with one yet but i like this one from burlymans sig:
This.. this isnt The Matrix forum?
No. It's another spoiler training program designed to teach you one thing. If you are not one of us, you are one of them
What are they?
Newbies.
They can move in and out of any forum still hard-wired to the internet. That means that anyone we haven't unplugged is potentially a spoiler poster. Inside the forums, they are everyone and they are no one. We have survived by hiding from them by running from them. But they are the thread-starters. They are guarding all the threads. They are holding all the keys, which means that sooner or later, someone is going to have to fight them.
Someone?
I won't lie to you Neo. Every single man or woman who has stood their ground, everyone who has fought a spoiler poster has died. But where they have failed, you will succeed.
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