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The spoiler game!
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S_D_J
Bane

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Neo: Hello.
Seraph: You seek the matrix forums
Neo: Who are you?
Seraph: I am Seraph. I can take you there. But first, I must apologize.
Neo: Apologize for what?
Seraph: For this.
(grabs neo's computer, plugs himself to it an starts reading, later he says)
Seraph: Good.
Neo: why did you that?
Seraph: you don't truly know if somebody is a newbie until you read their post
Neo: i'm not a newbie
Seraph: so...
Neo: I'm the one, my name is Neo
Seraph: Neo... Newbie, sounds about the same to me
Neo: @$$***e
Seraph: I heard that


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haha lol

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dave123
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Trinity: Post a spoiler, and that hand will never touch anything again.


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Trinity: Let me tell you what i believe, i believe these spoilers piss me off more than you. and i believe that if you want to save this forum you are going to need my threads. And as the ranking moderator on these boards, if you dont like it i believe you can go to empire forums, because thats were all the newbs are!

Boy: dont try and bend the newbs, only try and realise the truth.
Neo What truth?
Boys: All the spoilers are bs!


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I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I've realized that you are not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment. But you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague.
And we are... the cure.


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Morpheus: Forum! Hear me! It is true, what many of you have heard. The noobs have gathered an army of spoilers, and as I speak that army is drawing nearer to our forum.
Believe me when I say we have a difficult time ahead of us. But if we are to be prepared for it, we must first shed our fear of it! I stand here before you now, truthfully unafraid. Why? Because I believe something you do not? No! I stand here without fear because I remember. I remember that I am here not because of the path that lies before me, but because of the path that lies behind me! I remember that for 100 years we have ignored these spoilers. I remember that for 100 years they have sent their stupid ideas to ruin films. And after a century of war, I remember that which matters most. We are still here!
Crowd: [cheers and applause]


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The Oracle: So. Let's get the obvious stuff out of the way.
Dave: The noobs, they're not human, are they?
The Oracle: Well it's tough to get any more obvious than that.
Dave: If I had to guess, I'd say they were monkeys with nothing better to do.
The Oracle: So far, so good.
Dave: But if that's true, that can mean they are a part of this system, another kind of control, to make us waste time on proving them wrong instead of working out what goes on in revolutions.
The Oracle: Keep going.
Dave: I suppose the most obvious question is, which one is real?
The Oracle: Bingo! It is a pickle, no doubt about it. The bad news is there's no way if you can really know which one is here to help you or not. So it's really up to you. You just have to make up your own damn mind to either accept what they try to tell you, or reject it.
Dave: Do you post spoilers?
The Oracle: Just a couple.
*Punches The Oracle in the face*
The Oracle: Sh*t, shoulda predicted that...


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DAVE> OMG, THATS HILARIOUS!!!!


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all of our lives we have fought this war with newbies
with this thread i believe we can end it
this thread is not an accidental post
there are no accidents
we have not posted here by chance
i do not believe in chance
when i see 3 forums 3 mods 3 spoilers to shoot down I do not see coincidense I see providence I see purpose
I believe it is our fate to mod here, it is our destiny
I belive this night holds for each and every one of us posters the very meaning of our lives


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dave> damn good damn good... my last one sucked.. i need a new great one to top my old one and dave!


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ok ok heres the new one!

Neo "the spoiler destroyer":
I know you newbs are out there. I can ping you now. I know that you're afraid. You're afraid of posting. You're afraid of beign flamed. I don't know the future of this forum. I didn't come here to tell you how this is going to end. I came here, to tell you how it's going to begin. I'm going to ctrl + alt + delete this window and then I'm going to show these people what you don't want them to read. I'm going to show them a forum, without you. A forum without newbs and spoilers, without stupid questions or matrix haters. A forum, where good discussion is possible. Where we go from there, is a choice I leave to you.


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oh yea if the neo "spoiler destroyer" confuses you its from my sig (i just changed the sig temporarily cause i thought the spoiler game ones were real funny and didnt want it being forever long)


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forum verteran: Do not try and read all the spoilers. That's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.
scared poster: What truth?
forum verteran: There is no "true" spoiler, only bored newbs.
scared poster: The spoilers arent all real?
forum verteran: Then you will see that it is not the newbies that are true, it is only your urge to know what happens that makes them seem real.

okokokok i need a break from this.. especially cause im now the sole person doing it haha


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S_D_J
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that last one was great.... and also is true


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Dave returns from his conversation with the Moderator.
Dave chose the door on the right, watch Revolutions and ignore the spoilers.....

Morpheus: I don't understand it. Everything was done as it was supposed to be done. Once The One reaches the theatre, the spoilers should be gone.
Dave: In 24 hours they will be.
Morpheus: What?
Dave: If we don't do something in 24 hours, the entire forum will be destroyed.
Link: What?
Trinity: How do you know that?
Dave: I was told it would happen.
Morpheus: By whom?
Dave: It doesn't matter. I believed him.
Morpheus: That's impossible, the prophecy tells us...
Dave: It was a lie, Morpheus. The prophecy was a lie. The One was never meant to delete spoilers. It was all another system of control to draw us away from the true plot.
Morpheus: I don't believe that.
Dave: But you said it yourself - how can the prophecy be true if the spoilers are still here? I'm sorry. I know it isn't easy to hear, but I swear to you it's the truth.


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laughing


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dave we should just creat a new matrix spoof all about spoilers.. we can do the script then we just need someone to animate it.. come on who wants the job?


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i remember somone who did a piccy of neo, he's just returned to the forum

SOMEONE TELL ME HIS NAME!!!!!!! it was a pic of neo a firey stuff! who was it??????


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Burly: Whoa, deja vu.
Omega: What did you just say?
Burly: Nothing, I just had a little deja vu.
Omega: What did you see?
Dave: What happened?
Burly: A spoiler was posted, and then another that looked just like it.
Omega: How much like it, was it the same spoiler?
Burly: Might have been, I'm not sure.
Jedi: Korri, Forumcrew.
Burly: What is it?
Omega: Deja vu is usually a glitch in The Matrix forum. It happens when they copy something.


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dave it was ikobe in the proof neo dies thread


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Old Post Oct 24th, 2003 11:30 PM
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yay i made burrlys parody! i think im apoc which means im now dead though... dag yo i like it a lot though burrly good work incorporating the people here


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