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yeh you were almost the right amount of syllables happy


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Old Post Oct 24th, 2003 11:34 PM
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Dave: This thread is tapped, so I must be brief. They got to you first, but they've underestimated how important you are. If they knew what I know, you'd probably be banned.
Burly: What are you talking about. What...what is happening to me?
Dave: You are the one, Burly. You see you may have spent the last few threads looking for me, but I've spent this entire forum looking for you. Now do you still want to meet?
Burly: Yes.
Dave: Then go to the Off Topic Forum.


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Morpheus : Have you ever read a spoiler, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to ignore that spoiler? How would you know the difference, between the spoiler...and the real plot....?


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burley u aint there >.<


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Agent Ikobe: Can you hear me, Dave? I'm going to be honest with you. I hate this place, this thread, this forum, this discussion, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the spoilers, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your spoil. And every time I do I feel I have somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive, isn't it? I must get out of here. I must get free and in this mind is the key, my key. Once Revolutions is released there is no need for me to be here, don't you understand? I need the tickets. I have to get inside the cinema, and you have to tell me how. You're going to tell me or you're going to die.


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Enter the noob lobby, where all the noobs live.
Dave and Omega enter, trying to save Jedi from the spoilers.
*INTELLIGENCE DETECTOR GOES OFF*
"Sir, please remove anything that disproves our spoilers: DVDs, scripts, trailers etc..."
*Pulls out Matrix Reloaded on DVD*
"HOLY SH!T"
*Some noobs are slaughtered*
"New names... make new member names...."
"FREEZE!"
*Doesn't freeze and kills some more noobs, in anti-spoiler time (c)*
*Enters elevtor, and places a bag full of scripts and a list of FDTs on the floor*
"There are no spoilers....."
*Shoots the cable on the elevator, causing the bag of scripts and FDTs to fall and spread out to all the noobs, in the chance they may concider WATCHING the film and checking the FDTs, before making STUPID THREADS*
As for how Jedi is saved, thats another post for another day.....


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Old Post Oct 25th, 2003 12:33 AM
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dave> THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME!!!!!!! Oh, wait, the spoilers are killing me...DANG IT!!!!

Burly> i feel so loved, you really do think of me as captain... yes love

Jedi> You wanted to know what the forum is, dave...Omega
*omega brings dave to chair, then starts strapping him in*
Jedi> This will feel a little wierd...
Jedi> This is the KMC forum. We can load anything we want to say.."
Dave> Right now, we are using a computer program?
Jedi> Is it really so hard to believe? Your identity is anonymous, your name is different, the control over your mind is gone. Your thoughts now are what we call Residual Digital Mind, the digital impression of your ethereal mind.
*Dave reads a spoiler* This, this isn't real?
Jedi> How do you define real? what you can see, read, understand? Then real is whatever the hell you see on the internet. This is the forum you know, the forum as it was at the end of the Matrix Reloaded. It exists now only as a part of an internet based forum, that we like to call the Matrix forum. You've been posting in a dream world, dave. This is the forum as it exists today. *turns tv on, then shows a forum ravaged by the incessant posting of spoilers by newbies. Scene changes to the forum itself* Welcome, to the desert, of the spoiler...*dave looks around him in horror, terrified of what he is seeing* We have only bits and pieces of information, but what we know for certain, is that at some point in the early time period after Reloaded, the forum was united in wonder, we marveled at our own intelligence as we gave birth to IP...
dave> IP...You mean intelligent posting...
Jedi> A singular post that spawned an entire forum of threads...However, as time went on, the intelligent postings became riddled with supposed "spoilers", degrading the IP around them...soon, the forums were over run by these SPs...WE don't know how they came about, but we know it was them that struck first, attacked our very existence. WE know for certain it was us who took every measure possible to eradicate them, talking in binary, creating Spoiler free zones, and it was believed that, by attacking the source, the idiocy, that the Newbs wouldn't be able to survive without an intelligence as abundant as Epsilon semi-moron...there are fields, dave, endless fields, where spoilers are no longer written by someone who has seen the movie, but are instead grown, spawned by the very idiocy we tried to take out...For the longest time i wouldn't believe, and then i saw the fields, saw the idiocy liquified so that it could be fed intravenously to the newbs...What is the matrix forum? control. The matrix forum is an internet-based dream world, built to keep us under control in order to change an intelligent human being's mind, into this *holds up fake matrix revolutions script*
Dave> no, i dont believe it, its not possible
Jedi> I didnt say it would be easy dave, i just said it would be the truth.
Dave> stop, let me out, i can't stand it, the spoilers, the truth, the SPOILERS!!!! *is unplugged*
Burly> He's gonna pop...
Jedi> DAVE, breathe...
*Dave passes out in a heap, and as he fades out, he hears spoilers being posted, endlessly, inconsequentially...*


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Quite nice.... quite nice indeed


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opening credits:


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opening to our spoiler parody movie lol

Attachment: open.jpg
This has been downloaded 63 time(s).


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NIOBE: these geofirmes confirm the last spoiler of the orisis. the newbs are creating more names. the new newbs are digging. there born from the forum home page straight down to the matrix forum.
1ST CAPTAIN: mother
BIARNY: there are nearly a quarter million newbs up there
2ND CAPTAIN: they cant be acurate about the plot
NIOBE: they may be
GHOST: if niobe's right. i think in 72 hours theres going to be a quarter million more
NIOBE: we have 2 options. we let the matrix forums get destroyed by the newbs..
WURM: what are you crazy
NIOBE: they will stop on november 5th but by the time they see the real plot. 3/4 of the matrix forum will be destroyed
WURM: whats the second options
NIOBE: we find the new architect, raz, and get him to restart the matrix forum and destroy the newbs
WURM: hes never around
NIOBE: do you want to read the spoilers
WURM: no
NIOBE: split up and stoy noble, we have to pm raz to help us.
WURM:as you wish captian


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we truly have rewritten the book on newbie bashing.


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Newb: U hear that Mr. Anderson. that is the sound of inevitability torcher. U are going to read this spoiler. Sorry, Mr. Anderson.
?: My name.............is AliasNeo


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gab this is really just something creative to do to get us to look at more and more quotes and entertain ourselves for these final days... were not directing it at anyone inparticular.. the only names used are those that are participating.. so i really see no harm in this..


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Morpheus: What happened back there link.
Link: 3 newbies came out of no where, and then the code got all wierd, an incripment I've never seen.
Trinity: Did Neo read the spoiler?
Neo: No shit, wut do u think?
Morpheus: Where is he now?
Link: He's crying becus he thinks he knows wut happens in Revolutions.


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Spoilers... they could be seen in every facet of forum society

Tank: Now, we're supposed to start with these "introduce-yourself"-dtopics first, that's a major boring shit. Let's do something more fun. How about... spoilers?
Neo: Spoilers? I'm going to read spoilers?... Holy shit.
Tank: Hey Mikey, I think he likes 'em... How about some more?
Neo: Hell yes. Hell yeah.
...
Neo: I know SPOILERS.
Morpheus: Show me.


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Old Post Oct 25th, 2003 09:36 AM
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everyone> laughing out loud good work

quote:
Originally posted by JediHDM
Burly> i feel so loved, you really do think of me as captain... yes love

Jedi> You wanted to know what the forum is, dave...Omega
*omega brings dave to chair, then starts strapping him in*
Jedi> This will feel a little wierd.../
/...Burly> He's gonna pop...
Jedi> DAVE, breathe...
*Dave passes out in a heap, and as he fades out, he hears spoilers being posted, endlessly, inconsequentially...*

my pleasure smile
spoiler script> laughing
glad i made 1 line in yours happy


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im just posting mine before i change me sig:

Burly: This.. this isnt The Matrix forum?
Jedi: No. It's another spoiler training program designed to teach you one thing. If you are not one of us, you are one of them
Burly: What are they?
Jedi: Newbies. They can move in and out of any forum still hard-wired to the internet. That means that anyone we haven't unplugged is potentially a spoiler poster. Inside the forums, they are everyone and they are no one. We have survived by hiding from them by running from them. But they are the thread-starters. They are guarding all the forums. They are holding all the posts, which means that sooner or later, someone is going to have to fight them.
Burly: Someone?
Jedi: I won't lie to you Burly. Every single man or woman who has stood their ground, everyone who has fought a spoiler poster has died. But where they have failed, you will succeed.


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jedi> that was long but well worth it laughing out loud big grin laughing out loud


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