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Ushgarak
Paladin
Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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USH help me?
Hmm, the drunken Witch has mistaken me for my evil clone... do K try and reason with her or bluff this out by pretending to return as me?
Ehh, I'm not the lying sort.
(Lies Edna down on the floor)
Edna! Fear not! It is I, Ush, your Paladin and part-time protector!
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Sep 4th, 2001 09:10 PM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: The Gingerbread cottage!
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No you're lying! Stop it! Let me go! Please! **Edna is in tears and feeling very desperate. She pulls out the chopstick that is holding up her long hair and thrusts it with all her might into Ush's leg**
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"This Party's Over" -Mace Windu, epII
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Sep 4th, 2001 09:13 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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Luckily, being a Jedi has its advantages...
WHOA!
(Ush dodges the chopstick and leaps backwards)
Edna! Stop it! Um... ok! Ok! I didn;t hold onto the brrom properly, Edna! It wasn't your fault at all! I was trying to hold onto YOU instead! I'm sorry...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Sep 4th, 2001 09:15 PM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: The Gingerbread cottage!
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**Edna looks up confused. Tears streaming down her face**
What?
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"This Party's Over" -Mace Windu, epII
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Sep 4th, 2001 09:21 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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(Ush kneels down by Edna and takes her hands gently)
I didn't want you to keep thinking of me as a stupid Jedi... but I just wanted to hold you close during the journey... you went all strange and wibbley so I fell off, that's the truth... you didn't get the spell wrong at all! It was all my fault! I'm so sorry...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Sep 4th, 2001 09:25 PM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: The Gingerbread cottage!
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Ush? Is it really you?
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"This Party's Over" -Mace Windu, epII
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Sep 4th, 2001 09:30 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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Yes! And I can prove it!
(Kissed Edna. not playfully this time but PROPERLY...)
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Sep 4th, 2001 09:36 PM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: The Gingerbread cottage!
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Edna kisses him back and then pulls away and slaps him before pulling herself up, still swaying slightly and tries to walk away from him.
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"This Party's Over" -Mace Windu, epII
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Sep 4th, 2001 09:40 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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(Rubs his face)
Hey...
(gets up and chases Edna, laying a hand on her shoulder)
Edna!
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Sep 4th, 2001 09:43 PM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: The Gingerbread cottage!
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(She shakes his hand off of her and loses her balance, falling onto the chair. Ush now looms over her)
I can't believe you lied to me! All this time! How dare you?
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"This Party's Over" -Mace Windu, epII
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Sep 4th, 2001 09:47 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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I was so tired of you thinking I was useless... and may I remind you that there would have been no danger in the first place if you hadn;t used a one person spell on BOTH of us!
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Sep 4th, 2001 09:49 PM |
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Edna Witch
Magic
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: The Gingerbread cottage!
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I told you it was dangerous. I trusted you to do as I told you! You let me down and then lied about it. Making me feel bad bcause my incompetant magic had created Uush when it was you all along! How could you! I'm sorry Ush! I just don't want to be around you right now. I can't bare to look at you at all. Please leave me alone.
(Edna pushes him aside and runs to her office in tears slamming the door behind her)
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"This Party's Over" -Mace Windu, epII
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Sep 4th, 2001 09:53 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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But... but...
DARN IT!
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Sep 4th, 2001 09:54 PM |
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Ratcat
Senior Member
Registered: Jul 2000
Location:
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Hi Ho, Hi Ho, it's of to TF.N I go.
Tra lalalaa lalala lala Hi Ho, Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho....
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Sep 4th, 2001 09:59 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
Registered: Sep 2000
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UKCo-Admin
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Traitor! You never did like queeq's bars...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Sep 4th, 2001 10:02 PM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Registered: Mar 2001
Location: Changing nappies
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*Dim knocks the table Mechmoggy is sitting at*
Oh good god NO, you've crashed my Spectrum!! I was nearly at the end of the tape as well. Never, ever, never invade a Spectrum's space when trying to load a big game like Skool Days.
Boo hoo. 
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Sep 5th, 2001 09:24 AM |
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Zereil
Scoundrel
Registered: Apr 2001
Location: Hull\Chelmsford
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woah freaky, day time bar man, clocks in...
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Sep 5th, 2001 09:33 AM |
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yerssot
Senior Member
Registered: Jul 2001
Location:
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Now, let's ALL buy a drink for Ush. And PLAY SOME MUSIC HERE.
And please close the door when you come in!
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Sep 5th, 2001 01:11 PM |
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Dim
Creativity
Registered: Aug 2000
Location: Southern California
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Hmmmmmm...sorry mech.
*scoots her chair to the other side of the table*
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