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ToMacco
Mr. Orange
 Gender: Male
Location: A bar in Minnesota |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
 Gender: Male
Location: Changing nappies |
And now for the truely shocking skeleton in the closet of this family - me!
Picture the scene.....
Approx. 25 years ago a fresh faced Gundy is in Britain on an student exchange course to study the difference between "The American method of producing killer cyborgs from human remains and aluminum robot parts" and "The British method of producing killer cyborgs from human remains and aluminium robot parts".
Cut scene to a young scruffy looking queeq...
Finding himself in Britain after some crazy drug session, our beloved queeq begins shipping spice around Britain in his ship. (The ship being a bread van and the spice being chinese five spice).
One drunken night these two met up in a bar and after some smooth talking from the queeqer (and lots of alcohol) the two share a night of passion. True to form, queeq high-tails it away in the morning without so much as a thank you note or a forwarding address.
Gundy, recently married to on Ronald Arthur Tixybell Cat (later known as Ratcat, later still known as RC), doesn't tell anyone about the pregnancy and has the baby in secret and leaves the child in a small Cadbury's Hot Chocolate tin outside the local parish and herself high-tails it back to the US.
24 years on I have pieced together this info after years of painstaking research. I first suspected I was thier love child after I felt an constant urge to cause Mayhem by quoting random Monty Python sketches.
The end. 
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Dim
Creativity
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: Southern California |
He's learned the truth!  RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! HE's gonna reek Havok now!
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Oct 17th, 2001 10:23 AM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male
Location: Changing nappies |
Oh, it's too late - I'm already reeking! 
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Oct 17th, 2001 12:19 PM |
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Ratcat
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
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Queeq, I thing WE need to have a little chat...  I think you owe Gundy and I 25 years of child support maintainance...
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Oct 17th, 2001 01:38 PM |
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Dim
Creativity
Gender: Unspecified
Location: Southern California |
Hmmmm..how..you're old RC.
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Oct 17th, 2001 01:48 PM |
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Ratcat
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
Yeah, seems that way, doesn't it...
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Oct 17th, 2001 02:00 PM |
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Ushgarak
Paladin
 Gender: Male
Location: Chelmsford, Essex, UK Co-Admin |
To- the chances of you beating Norway for how cold it gets are VERY low...
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"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
BtVS
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Oct 17th, 2001 07:04 PM |
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yerssot
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
and the chances of rain in England and Belgium?
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Oct 17th, 2001 07:11 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
*wears raincoat, hat and moustache*
Hello, what a nice place this is. Hi, I'm all new here. Who are you nice people?
*winks at Gundy: some plastic surgeon you have!*
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Oct 17th, 2001 08:53 PM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male
Location: Changing nappies |
Tut tut, such a poor excuse for a disguise - you look like a copper for gods sake.
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Oct 18th, 2001 09:14 AM |
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Dim
Creativity
Gender: Unspecified
Location: Southern California |
Actually I was thinking of a flasher but okay.
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Oct 18th, 2001 11:32 AM |
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mechmoggy
Northern Monkey
Gender: Male
Location: Changing nappies |
Please don't give him ideas Dim.
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Oct 18th, 2001 12:27 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
As long as Dimmy doesn't tell us ALL her fantasies, I'm okay with it.
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Oct 18th, 2001 12:43 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
 Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
*studies queeq's disguise* Inspector Clouseau ?
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Oct 18th, 2001 01:04 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Ah no, you don't know me. You never met me, we never had se...err..... You don't know me... 
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Oct 18th, 2001 01:30 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
*sniffs queeq's neck* Hmmmm.....that cologne is so familiar.....it smells like......
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Oct 18th, 2001 02:10 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
*quickly* No, it doesn't.
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Oct 18th, 2001 02:14 PM |
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Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female
Location: Skywalker Ranch |
Old Spice ? Tulips ? Bantha poodoo ?
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Oct 18th, 2001 02:18 PM |
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queeq
Chaos
Gender: Unspecified
Location: JP's bed |
Nonononononononononono.
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Oct 18th, 2001 02:19 PM |
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