In the world of the Matrix where the programs lie.
__________________ "The MTV Movie Awards are a systemic anomaly inherent to the programming of the Matrix. Although the transport process has altered your consciousness, you irrevocably remain human. Ergo, concordantly, vis-a-vis... You know what? I have no idea what the hell I'm saying. I just thought it would make me sound cool."
-The Architect AKA Larry
Three Smiths for the Agents under the sky,
Seven for the Exiles in their halls of the Merovingian's lair,
Nine for Zionists doomed to die,
One for the Architect on his office chair
In the World of the Matrix where the Programs lie.
One Smith to rule them all, One Smith to find them
One Smith to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the World of the Matrix where the Programs lie.
__________________ "The MTV Movie Awards are a systemic anomaly inherent to the programming of the Matrix. Although the transport process has altered your consciousness, you irrevocably remain human. Ergo, concordantly, vis-a-vis... You know what? I have no idea what the hell I'm saying. I just thought it would make me sound cool."
-The Architect AKA Larry
This is the Master-Smith, the One program to rule them all.
This is the Agent lost many years ago,
to the great weakening of its maker's power.
Now, The Deus ex Machina greatly desires to have it again,
- but he must NOT get it"
Ah! No war with the LotR forum!
But most of the Matrix/LotR spoofs this far has favoured LotR (such as that Elrond pic with shades). I wonder if we could make something the OTHER way around.
__________________ "Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities."
-Voltaire
"That includes ruining Halloween because someone swallowed a Bible."
"I just thought you were a guy."
"... Most guys do."
Sigh, Omega has AGAIN overlooked a post that I believe people should read
__________________ I bid a fond farewell to you all; for despite my sincerest efforts, I have ultimately been consigned to that infinite and permanent void known only as OBLIVION
Fear not, however! For although I may be gone, my memory lives on through my second profile, "Ahnold", the great governor of califohrnia!
Though I was only around for a month, I can at least be certain that I made an impression here; cos no one, and I mean no one, would nail yo' ass the way I could! And I guess you can still see me in "Intolerable Cruelty"...
__________________ I bid a fond farewell to you all; for despite my sincerest efforts, I have ultimately been consigned to that infinite and permanent void known only as OBLIVION
Fear not, however! For although I may be gone, my memory lives on through my second profile, "Ahnold", the great governor of califohrnia!
Though I was only around for a month, I can at least be certain that I made an impression here; cos no one, and I mean no one, would nail yo' ass the way I could! And I guess you can still see me in "Intolerable Cruelty"...
__________________ I bid a fond farewell to you all; for despite my sincerest efforts, I have ultimately been consigned to that infinite and permanent void known only as OBLIVION
Fear not, however! For although I may be gone, my memory lives on through my second profile, "Ahnold", the great governor of califohrnia!
Though I was only around for a month, I can at least be certain that I made an impression here; cos no one, and I mean no one, would nail yo' ass the way I could! And I guess you can still see me in "Intolerable Cruelty"...
Omega>"off-topic as the Matrix hang-man and the “shoot-out thread extended"
...which I have left open on popular demand."
anyway...
c'mon omega, you can't expect the we don't finish every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson.". it's like taking all the fun away from us... well, not really, but it's still so damn funny to do it
Gus> i didn't know you were ahnold
__________________
"When Gotham is ashes, you have my permission to die." -BANE
Ya know Gus, you could just have Raz change your original username to whatever you want without getting MORE profiles? Just a thought...
ELROND: Welcome to Rivendell, Mr. Anderson!
NEO: It ends tonight.
ELROND: I know it does! I have seen it! The Ring will be destroyed in the Cracks of Doom, and there is nothing you can do about it!
*NEO flies at high speeds to Mount Doom, the speed making a powerful wind that picks up all the armies of the Free World and tossing them in the ocean*
FRODO: Alright, I'll just toss this thing in here...
*NEO flies in and uses Kung Fu on Frodo and Sam, taking the Ring*
Captain Rex, Raz has not been forthcoming about changing my profile.
Omega - I hope you reply to this soon. These issues need to be addressed
__________________ I bid a fond farewell to you all; for despite my sincerest efforts, I have ultimately been consigned to that infinite and permanent void known only as OBLIVION
Fear not, however! For although I may be gone, my memory lives on through my second profile, "Ahnold", the great governor of califohrnia!
Though I was only around for a month, I can at least be certain that I made an impression here; cos no one, and I mean no one, would nail yo' ass the way I could! And I guess you can still see me in "Intolerable Cruelty"...
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